break out the teal deers!

[aloadeddie]

THE CR TL;DR MEME

HOW IT WORKS:

1. List your character(s)!
2. Others respond with "what does your character X think of my character Y?" or some variation.
3. Respond to them! Break out those teal deers!
4. Generate some discussion about your CR!
5. PROFIT!

Comments

Claire

[asouthron]

Leonard McCoy Star Trek AOS asouthron
Kotetsu T. Kaburagi Tiger & Bunny oyaji

Re: Claire

[ancillary]

PAGING DOCTOR DOUCHEBAG

[asouthron]

WOW RUDE! You know, this is EXACTLY why McCoy side eyes the crap out of Miranda (nottalking) Okay? You come here! Throwing poor kedan off wagons! Even though you should be upholding your oaths as a brilliant ass doctor! And you think just cause you are really smokin' hott you can just do however you please!

If he didn't want to get in Shepard's pants have so much respect for her, he would be sooo over your crap (nottalking) Mmmhmmm

[ancillary]

all people who want to do the do with shepard have to go through the miranda lawson screening process of excellency IT'S A DIAMOND STANDARD - SO YOU GET IN LINE YOU GET IN THE SHEPPER PANTS LINE RIGHT THE FRICK FRAK NOW

there is a thirty percent chance of test drives

[imaginate]

mccoy and jimclone

I mean

[asouthron]

Ohhhh lil babbu Kyle, let McCoy tell you all the ways you frustrate him!

Except he can't really hold that against you since you got him a job :/ He tries to, though, what with your insufferable wit and cheer that he wants to strangle out of you!! That and your need to be all "OKAY" even when your spleen is hanging out of you. Yeah, please stop that 'cause his bedside manner just goes to shit to teach you a lesson to STOP YOUR MACHO CRAP! He already has Jim, he don't need another that also tries to blindside him with LOGIC and BULLSHIT at the same time like some kinda of hybrid creature yet to be classified.

[starcharter]

hey McCoy hey.

[asouthron]

Whizkid! You are fast becoming one of his best drinking buds! They have an unbreakable girl bond now, which is pretty sweet he has to admit. Also, those PADD you made? Yeah, you should have kept that brilliance quiet because he's totally going to make you create other crap for him so he doesn't live so pathetically in the Dark Ages.

[jirk]

yes me

[asouthron]

UGH BRO! They aren't supposed to talk about their feelings for each other! They are supposed to be locked tightly away in their man!hearts!

BUT FINE! If he must! Jim, you insufferable, unbelievable, pain in the ass, are his best friend and he totally loves you, but like hell he will ever tell you that. Your ego is big enough without adding to it!

So long as Bones is around, you'll be kept in one piece even if he has to go Frankenstein on your ass. You aren't allowed to die until you are like 107 and of natural causes. You make him feel confident and terrified at the same damn time, and it's goddamn tiresome when he knows you'll pull everyone through, but at what cost to you and, indirectly, at what cost to him as he stitches you back together and restarts your heart time and time again.

[jirk]

this bromance claire help

Re: Claire

[lookedtothestars]

So what's Bones think of Bianca?

[asouthron]

BIANCA! you win the lottery, actually, because he likes you! SHOCKING OMG I KNOW! You are competent, confident, and professional. Have you SEEN the fuckers he works with? Like a buncha children were given their own spaceship and told to have fun! SIIIIGH!

Even when she bitches at him, he is grudgingly impressed that she doesn't let his deadly scowl kowtow her. DON'T EVER LEAVE HIM, MRS. REYES! He would curl up in a ball and cry under his desk at the clinic. Well, figuratively speaking.

[baniichan]

:B

[oyaji]

SCREAM well this is going to be gay as hale.

Where does Kotetsu even begin? You were this pretty boy douche forced on him that cut straight through his bullshit like no one else could or cared to.

And you are his entire world. I hope you're proud of yourself, Bunny! He cleaned up his act--Hell, he cleaned up his apartment!--just for you and your approval/respect/trust/love, which he needs like burning. He is a co-dependent mess. Whether or not he realizes it, he is pretty obsessed with you. It's practically all he thinks about, especially when he's planning creepily romantic nights between you and him like it's a hot date. And it is! Even if he doesn't seem to realize it yet, or is just living in denial. He does that sometimes. Hell, he's probably too insecure to think someone would love him at forty with a kid and career that is on its last legs.

Maybe he does it all as an unnecessary attempt to try and keep your attention, not that it ever wavers, but, again, insecurities are a bitch.

Basically, it's not a question of if, but when he starts blowing you and then serving you his famous fried rice at his apartment on the weekends.

[baniichan]

OH MY.

Why won't you let Barnaby clutch you to his bosom, Kotetsu. ;_; ...Well, okay, to be fair Barnaby is pretty clumsy with the whole bosom-clutching thing, BUT HE TRIES SO HARD. HE COULD TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER IF YOU LET HIM. DX

Man, when I read meta like this, I'm amazed their relationship hasn't completely skidded off the rails in a fiery blaze. It's turned into a train wreck a couple of times, but they somehow manage to get it moving again. ¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Re: Claire

[grigio]

We only have a couple threads between Leonard and Julie but...

[asouthron]

McCoy really only sees her as a little girl now despite her really being a young lady. Sorry! Thems the breaks! But it certainly does endear him all the more to anything bitty and girl-sized what with his own daughter being two worlds away.

Re: Claire

[looksfine]

McCoy > that strange AI texting him

I'm so curious

[asouthron]

OH LORD! He thought he'd never find someone quite like Spock ever in the universe. Sure, there's other Vulcans, but they don't jab quite as hard as Spock does, and he totally blames Jim for that.

So here he is, just trying to get along in life, and you show up! With your androidness and your lack of human slang and ugggghh! It is the first year aboard the Enterprise all over again! At least you have the excuse of actually BEING a walking computer. That and you seem pretty helpful, which gives you some brownie points.

Honestly, he'd love to sit in a chair, get some popcorn, and watch the two of you interact. It'd be funny for like a minute, but then once you guys would inevitably start talking science, and then he'd be like WOW THIS GOT BORING REAL FAST and leave.

[washitaway]

Give me ALL YOUR TEAL DEERS

[asouthron]

Shepard: WOW this is awkward. You are like Jim, but if Jim was more mature, had more experience under his belt, and was a woman. This totally puts McCoy in that awkward position of keeping business and pleasure separate! But enough about his crush all over Shepard. More importantly, he respects her commanding presence, her experience, and her willingness to work with others despite them being from different worlds.

He appreciates the efforts she is going to to build up defenses and medical care for both the kedan and the Foreigners stuck on this godforsaken turtle. So far, her ideas and those of Starfleet have not clashed, and he prays they never will. If they do, he will be sad to lose an ally, but he has a duty to his Captain and Starfleet first and foremost. Just make sure you gives him your number so he can put the moves one you AFTER all is said and done, okay?

Booker: It's like looking into a jaded, steampunk, spaghetti western mirror from the early twentieth century. He's gruff, but McCoy can see that he is a good man just stuck in a bad situation. Man, does THAT sound familiar. He's pretty sure they'd have a lot to bitch about if they ever got to drinking together.... Yeah, it'd be a good night.

Re: Claire

[wintershepherd]

EVERYBODY ON EVERYBODY

wait that sounds dirty

Re: Claire

[asouthron]

No, that sounds like a good time (aha)

I'll start with bones since I'm in his account.

Jack: SCREAM! SCREAMING FOREVER AND A DAY! If Jim was the Spirit of Winter, he'd be you. You even have his Captain's voice for fuck's sake! It is so goddamn eerie and it unsettles McCoy every once in awhile when Jack says something rather Jim-like. It's sad to admit, but half the reason he is so drawn to Jack is because he is so much like Jim. It's unclear whether he would put so much stock in Jack if he did not remind him so much of his best friend.

And speaking of his best friend.... You know how you're basically a frozen corpse?! Yeah, so was his Captain for a little bit! When he found that out, Jack, he seriously had a freak out back at his house. Jim could have been just like that, a frozen corpse, but unfortunately magic just didn't work that way in their universe. He'd just be dead and Jack is a walking reminder of that. He does his best to ignore it because he genuinely enjoys his time with Jack, but it does hang over their relationship now.

Stocking: Ohhh.... Honeybun. You are such a hot mess, but Bones can't drop you. He's too damn invested now. He had thought he was going to despise you through and through because of the way you looked, the way you acted, but he found a kinship in your bitter sarcasm. That, and you are a kid without parents even if you ARE an angel and he can't let a child wander about without some kind of moral compass to help lead them.

Their frequent sugar escapades are the highlight of his week (which is a little sad), but sugar does a good job of chasing away the gloomies. He's probably going to get fat soon, though...

[oyaji]

Jack! You are like exactly what he wants to be! An immortal child. Seriously. He finds you and the whole idea exciting and will probably try to live vicariously through you. And with a daughter getting close to your age, he feels a need to clutch you to his fatherly bosom for safe keeping.

In fact, you can just be Kotetsu and Barnaby's love child. That's totally cool.