Why is there no undo button...?

[cherrywood]

Misfired Text Meme

There you are, sending a text, no big deal, right? Well...unless it goes to the wrong person (oops). But at least it makes for an interesting conversation?

Options:

1. The Drunk Text- you really should have let your friends take your phone away from you
   
2. The Breakup Text- downside: your current partner doesn't know they aren't your partner anymore. upside: maybe this person is available???
   
3. The Funny Text- it was just a joke!
   
4. The Sexy Text- okay, now they've seen you naked and this is awkward
   
5. The 3am Text- you couldn't sleep and now you're musing on the mysteries of the world and had an epiphany that just can't wait until morning
   
6. The Needy Text- you just want someone to talk to
   
7. The Accidentally-On-Purpose Text- Did you really send it by accident or do you just want them to think you did?
   
8. The Meetup Text- Uh-oh, you just told a random stranger to meet you for drinks! (or dinner, or lunch, or a concert or...)
   
9. The Autocorrect Fail- just what it says on the tin
   
10. The Anything Goes Text- you do what you want

here are some possible ideas

Game-verse or not, whatever you'd like! Feel free to include a starter text. Have fun! Shamelessly stolen from bakerstreet.

Comments

oh fine I'll go first B(

[edgeoftheknife]

1. Please call a healer. and dont mention my name.

2. No, I left him in the grave. Why?

3. Can I borrow yours ;)

4. Yes I'm still in charge. Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on.

5. < text him! >

3

[redlightgreenlight]

No. last time you raided my closest you ruined my favorite pair of heels.

1

[ruinsprofessor]

ERSKINE RAVEL.

2

[skeletonenigma]

I'm still in the grave. And I think you have the wrong number.

5.

[irishthor]

why do i have 6 missed calls from you? it's four in the bloody morning

I'll go next!

[redlightgreenlight]

1. I had a dream about you last night.

2. That's not what happened.

3. I didn't kill anyone, I swear.

4. If you raid my closest again, I will end you.

5. text her!

3

[ruinsprofessor]

... it is too early in the morning for there to be another corpse on my doorstep. please tell me there isn't.

1

[walkthedarkpath]

It was likely Dante, so let me sleep.

4.

[phoenixstrut]

I'm sorry! Do you KNOW how hard it is to find decent quality clothing around here?

Shay Cormac

[irishthor]

1. at the risk of sounding stereotypical, why is the rum always gone?

2. don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your arse on fire.

3. Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service.

4. fdtgvfrfrfrrrrrrfwesrdfewdewewewwewewww;;;;2343;;;;.... - Optional "18th Century man doesn't know how tech works" option

5. < text him >

2

[inkulcation]

As adorable as I'm sure that would be, you might want to try being in the same sector, first.

2

[redlightgreenlight]

...Does this have anything to do with the dress?

4!

[stubbornlittleshit]

wHat>? Is thiS oN pUrposte or DIdd it tuNr nnon by Itsekf, Hiow do They tyPe on These thIngs?

1

[lasergrenades]

You're right, that does sound stereotypical. Why do you want rum, anyway, you said you aren't a pirate.

[walkthedarkpath]

1: How early is too early to start drinking?

2: I don't care if it's technically murder. I don't like being touched screaming 'random hug' then assaulting me is grounds for me to stab someone. I am not wrong here and you know it.

3: < Text him >

2

[redlightgreenlight]

You apparently have a lot of excuses to stab people...

[denyamenti]

1. If the cops ask, you haven't seen me since Tuesday.

2. nte to self: mixing liqud latex wth vodka does not mke it drinkble send help

3. Can I borrow your tablecloth, four clamps, a gong, and that blue and yellow thing over the kitchen door?

4. < text him? >

1

[wrathfulkhan]

Same.

3

[ruinsprofessor]

putting aside for the moment the fact that there's nothing over our kitchen door... what do you have planned for this assortment of items?

[lasergrenades]

1. Hi! I'm texting you our next conversation since you talk too slow.

2. OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT? WOW.

3. Stop ignoring me. Are you not talking to me now? You can't avoid me forever, you know.

4. Okay, so what if he's not actually trying to kill you? There's, like, a ton of people that want you dead already, and he's probably not the only one that could've killed your Dad. Are you even listening?

5. < text her but you'll probably have a full inbox, er, immediately >

1

[wrathfulkhan]

[The only thing you get is a photo of Gene, making the face seen in this icon. Picture's worth a thousand words, right?]

Option 4 - 1/2

[skeletonenigma]

Yes. You said he's not actually trying to kill me, that there's a ton of people who want me dead already, and he's not the only one who could have killed my Dad. At least one of those is true.

2

[ruinsprofessor]

I don't think so. has something exploded? what sector are you in?

[wolfstrike]

1. I know.

2. I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.

3. Hey, you can come on over, I just need to get chained first.

4. How do you carve a name into your blood?

5. text him!

2

[redlightgreenlight]

Well, I did kind of fall into your arms, is that what you mean?