Why is there no undo button...?

[cherrywood]

Misfired Text Meme

There you are, sending a text, no big deal, right? Well...unless it goes to the wrong person (oops). But at least it makes for an interesting conversation?

Options:

1. The Drunk Text- you really should have let your friends take your phone away from you
   
2. The Breakup Text- downside: your current partner doesn't know they aren't your partner anymore. upside: maybe this person is available???
   
3. The Funny Text- it was just a joke!
   
4. The Sexy Text- okay, now they've seen you naked and this is awkward
   
5. The 3am Text- you couldn't sleep and now you're musing on the mysteries of the world and had an epiphany that just can't wait until morning
   
6. The Needy Text- you just want someone to talk to
   
7. The Accidentally-On-Purpose Text- Did you really send it by accident or do you just want them to think you did?
   
8. The Meetup Text- Uh-oh, you just told a random stranger to meet you for drinks! (or dinner, or lunch, or a concert or...)
   
9. The Autocorrect Fail- just what it says on the tin
   
10. The Anything Goes Text- you do what you want

here are some possible ideas

Game-verse or not, whatever you'd like! Feel free to include a starter text. Have fun! Shamelessly stolen from bakerstreet.

Comments

[denyamenti]

1. If the cops ask, you haven't seen me since Tuesday.

2. nte to self: mixing liqud latex wth vodka does not mke it drinkble send help

3. Can I borrow your tablecloth, four clamps, a gong, and that blue and yellow thing over the kitchen door?

4. < text him? >

1

[wrathfulkhan]

Same.

Re: 1

[denyamenti]

Might be time to restock the cupboards at the spare house...

[wrathfulkhan]

I thought the agreement was that he who eats the end of something is responsible for restocking it.

[denyamenti]

I may have been a little lax last time. I left in a hurry.

[wrathfulkhan]

Oh, fine. I'll be sure there's enough.

[denyamenti]

that's the spirit

[wrathfulkhan]

Speaking of which. It's low on alcohol. Any particular preference, or should I just go for something that doubles nicely as an antiseptic?

[denyamenti]

I'm good with any, just don't cheap out and get the watery stuff again.

[wrathfulkhan]

Heaven forbid. I do have some standards.

3

[ruinsprofessor]

putting aside for the moment the fact that there's nothing over our kitchen door... what do you have planned for this assortment of items?

Re: 3

[denyamenti]

WRONG NUMBER but since you're here, you have that thing that chimes and glows. I promise to give it back in one piece

[ a few minutes later, separate text: ]

mostly in one piece

[ruinsprofessor]

mostly...?

it's not like we use it much, anyway, so you're welcome to it, but I am not reassured.

[denyamenti]

see? you'll hardly miss it

[ruinsprofessor]

I'd still like to know what you plan to do with it.

[denyamenti]

why?

[ruinsprofessor]

I'm a scientist, Bakura. asking why is what I do.

also I'd prefer it if my chiming, glowing thing wasn't used for outright crime.

[denyamenti]

well. can you stop being that for about 48 hours?

I'm not above bribing.

[ruinsprofessor]

ruins. there had better be ruins.

[denyamenti]

there will be exceptional ruins.

I'll pick it up in 20 min.

[ruinsprofessor]

I suppose I can accept that.

[A minute and a longsuffering sigh later:]

will you also need me to deny your presence?

[denyamenti]

I never say no to a head start, so sure.

[ruinsprofessor]

none of this is reassuring. I hope you're aware of that.

[denyamenti]

don't you trust me?

[ruinsprofessor]

with my life. that doesn't mean I'm reassured by your grocery list.