Why is there no undo button...?

[cherrywood]

Misfired Text Meme

There you are, sending a text, no big deal, right? Well...unless it goes to the wrong person (oops). But at least it makes for an interesting conversation?

Options:

1. The Drunk Text- you really should have let your friends take your phone away from you
   
2. The Breakup Text- downside: your current partner doesn't know they aren't your partner anymore. upside: maybe this person is available???
   
3. The Funny Text- it was just a joke!
   
4. The Sexy Text- okay, now they've seen you naked and this is awkward
   
5. The 3am Text- you couldn't sleep and now you're musing on the mysteries of the world and had an epiphany that just can't wait until morning
   
6. The Needy Text- you just want someone to talk to
   
7. The Accidentally-On-Purpose Text- Did you really send it by accident or do you just want them to think you did?
   
8. The Meetup Text- Uh-oh, you just told a random stranger to meet you for drinks! (or dinner, or lunch, or a concert or...)
   
9. The Autocorrect Fail- just what it says on the tin
   
10. The Anything Goes Text- you do what you want

here are some possible ideas

Game-verse or not, whatever you'd like! Feel free to include a starter text. Have fun! Shamelessly stolen from bakerstreet.

Comments

[lasergrenades]

Why no, dear, tisn't :D

[wrathfulkhan]

You concern me, you know that, right?

[lasergrenades]

It's possible, Gene Khan, I might.

[wrathfulkhan]

And why. Why do people always use my last name.

[lasergrenades]

It had the right syllables to keep up the game.

[wrathfulkhan]

I'm turning off my phone now. I'll see you later.

1/2

[lasergrenades]

Alligator.

2/2

[lasergrenades]

Does this mean you're going shopping with me?

[wrathfulkhan]

No.

[lasergrenades]

:''''(

[wrathfulkhan]

Don't you use your sad emoticons on me.

1/2

[lasergrenades]

:''''''''''''''''''(

2/2

[lasergrenades]

Is it working?

[wrathfulkhan]

It is not.

[lasergrenades]

So much for the tears of women being a man's apocalypse. No fun. :(

[wrathfulkhan]

...have you not noticed that I'm incredibly gay?

[lasergrenades]

The point isn't who you shack up with, moron, it's that men have less than no clue about what to do when a woman cries, case in point. :P

[wrathfulkhan]

You are not actually crying. You are making a sad emoticon. Totally different.

[lasergrenades]

I could be crying, you don't know. It's not nice to assume things.

[wrathfulkhan]

It's not nice to emotionally manipulate people with sad emoticons. That really hurts. :(

[lasergrenades]

Really? You're scolding me for jokingly using emoticons, Mr. Master of Manipulation? Besides you're doing it too, and that's just like, the hypocritical version of frosting on a cake. :P

[wrathfulkhan]

:( :( :(

That hurts even worse.

[lasergrenades]

You're doing it again. We should get you a new hobby. How do you feel about blacksmithing?

tmw you're literally sauron

[wrathfulkhan]

I'm open to it.

[lasergrenades]

Neat! I bet Tony can rig something up in no time.