+1 Bratty Magician

[strokeofgenis]

Greetings all you crazy denizens on the half-Shell!  I am your friendly neighbourhood TML here.  You might also know me as that guy who plays Sokka and makes really bad puns.  Well, I am here to give you (finally) a second character.

Who has two thumbs and likes squashing things into pancake like shapes?  This guy.

Meet Genis Sage.  If you know Raine, this guy is her little brother.  Like 11 years her brother.  About half her age.  She's really old.  And definitely not his mother.  Don't you dare confuse it.  He's also a magician sort of person, able to cast a lot of spells.  A lot of spells.  He's also only 12 years old.  And therefore he's a little immature.  And he speaks what's on his mind.  And tells you how it really is.

This guy is going to get you all into trouble.  I'm preemptively so very sorry about that.

But he is fairly loyal.  And if you treat him nicely, he'll identify as one of you and be a huge ally.

Anyway, nice to see you all.

Comments

[peacefullywreathed]

hi

i'm bangin' your sister

or will be soon, anyway

sorry

presented without comment

[strokeofgenis]

 

/totally innocent

[peacefullywreathed]

[ruinsprofessor]

the two of you will be at least cordial

please for the love of the spirits and the tree and everything even vaguely holy no meteors

[strokeofgenis]

Hey, he started it.

Look, I'm totally okay with truces and all, but the moment I start hearing about your sex life is the moment where I start looking at him with Indignation.

[ruinsprofessor]

Genis no we don't cast at our allies

Both of you.

[strokeofgenis]

What do you mean "we"? YOU cast healing spells at our allies. Man you've changed.

Alright, FINE. But don't expect me to like all of this just off the cuff, you know. I'm a completely sensitive individual.

[highprofilerichkid]

ಠ_ಠ

das gross and ur gross

1million yrs dungeon

[peacefullywreathed]

oh please like you haven't been shagging your boyfriend like a rutting goat

[highprofilerichkid]

okay but I submit as counterpoints

1. you're a jerk

2. you're a dirty old man

3. we're both hot and awesome and you're probably just jealous of us because you're a bitter crusty old loser who can only get a decent girl b/c, idk, you wear stupid suits all the time or something. or maybe the sex is really awesome. I sure HOPE it is for her sake cuz tbh there ain't a lot else to recommend you

4. also have i mentioned that you're a creep

5. and a jerk






6. your suits are stupid

[peacefullywreathed]

rutting. goat.

your arguments are invalid.

[highprofilerichkid]

I don't see how that invalidates my arguments, since my sex life, no matter what gross and suspiciously specific descriptions you use, has no bearing on the obviously objective fact that you are a bitter crusty old creep.

[peacefullywreathed]

have you seen a goat rutting Stark

do you ever get out of your ivory tower

[highprofilerichkid]

getting way too much information about your personal experience with goats, here, Solomon

[peacefullywreathed]

and now whenever you shag your boyfriend all you'll be able to think about is me. and goats.

[highprofilerichkid]

[highprofilerichkid]

[highprofilerichkid]

[strokeofgenis]

So what, have BOTH of you watched goats rutting so much that this is something that's actively within your frontal cortexes?

[highprofilerichkid]

never in my entire existence has goat procreation crossed my mind until Solomon decided to share his personal experiences in the realm of goat romance

[highprofilerichkid]

1. I'm pretty sure that mental image is some kind of crime against humanity

2. lucky for me I'm a genius and can compartmentalize so it will not be invading my thoughts ever, ever again

3. I'm CCing Raine on this

[peacefullywreathed]

I'm man enough to own up to my kinks

and my jokes

but now the seed is planted and that's enough for my vengeance

[wrathfulkhan]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING BRAINWASH YOU.

[peacefullywreathed]

been there

done that

got the suit

[redlightgreenlight]

Can Valdis eat him?