tushanshu_ooc | +1 Bratty Magician

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+1 Bratty Magician

Greetings all you crazy denizens on the half-Shell! I am your friendly neighbourhood TML here. You might also know me as that guy who plays Sokka and makes really bad puns. Well, I am here to give you (finally) a second character.

Who has two thumbs and likes squashing things into pancake like shapes? This guy.

Meet Genis Sage. If you know Raine, this guy is her little brother. Like 11 years her brother. About half her age. She's really old. And definitely not his mother. Don't you dare confuse it. He's also a magician sort of person, able to cast a lot of spells. A lot of spells. He's also only 12 years old. And therefore he's a little immature. And he speaks what's on his mind. And tells you how it really is.

This guy is going to get you all into trouble. I'm preemptively so very sorry about that.

But he is fairly loyal. And if you treat him nicely, he'll identify as one of you and be a huge ally.

Anyway, nice to see you all.

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oh please like you haven't been shagging your boyfriend like a rutting goat

okay but I submit as counterpoints

1. you're a jerk

2. you're a dirty old man

3. we're both hot and awesome and you're probably just jealous of us because you're a bitter crusty old loser who can only get a decent girl b/c, idk, you wear stupid suits all the time or something. or maybe the sex is really awesome. I sure HOPE it is for her sake cuz tbh there ain't a lot else to recommend you

4. also have i mentioned that you're a creep

5. and a jerk

6. your suits are stupid

Edited 2015-02-08 06:32 (UTC)

rutting. goat.

your arguments are invalid.

I don't see how that invalidates my arguments, since my sex life, no matter what gross and suspiciously specific descriptions you use, has no bearing on the obviously objective fact that you are a bitter crusty old creep.

have you seen a goat rutting Stark

do you ever get out of your ivory tower

Edited 2015-02-08 06:42 (UTC)

getting way too much information about your personal experience with goats, here, Solomon

and now whenever you shag your boyfriend all you'll be able to think about is me. and goats.

So what, have BOTH of you watched goats rutting so much that this is something that's actively within your frontal cortexes?

never in my entire existence has goat procreation crossed my mind until Solomon decided to share his personal experiences in the realm of goat romance

1. I'm pretty sure that mental image is some kind of crime against humanity

2. lucky for me I'm a genius and can compartmentalize so it will not be invading my thoughts ever, ever again

3. I'm CCing Raine on this

I'm man enough to own up to my kinks

and my jokes

but now the seed is planted and that's enough for my vengeance

congratulations, I'll make sure you are commemorated in Keeliai for all time as the great Solomon, Necromancer Supreme and Goat-Lover Extraordinaire.

I'm thinking a nice, big statue, with a big, shiny plaque.

[also: you're getting a deluge of goat-themed valentines on feb 14th, solomon. enjoy that.]