turtle santa says happy holidays!

[cmdreffingshepard]

The IC Gift-giving and Handwaved Holiday CR Meme!

Rules:

1. Comment with your character(s)! Feel free to include a blurb explaining what their holiday plans are (if they have any)!
2. Others comment to you letting you know what their characters will be giving yours for the holidays! Possibly even describe how and when these gifts will be delivered (i.e. "left anonymously on your doorstep" or "at the company Christmas party").
3. Feel free to discuss details and handwave CR about other holiday-related shenanigans! Will your characters get drunk on eggnog? Kiss someone under the mistletoe?
4. Have fun and HAPPY HOLIDAYS Chelonauts!

Comments

[depicted]

Bruce gets all the financial reports in at normal hours.

No, just kidding, Bruce gets a ticket to cash in for free sex at any time, bring a plus one if you want.

[depicted]

OKAY BUT FOR REAL rather than a present, Dorian might just invite Bruce out to dinner/drinks w/e to hang out, obviously paying the bill.

[cowled]

I do miss them hanging out. :<


it occurs to me, belatedly, that Bruce hasn't had sex in a year and a half. IF HE WERE ANY OTHER SORT OF MAN, BY GOD, HE MIGHT TAKE DORIAN UP ON THAT FIRST ONE.

[depicted]

Me too!! And hanging out is a nice thing to get someone who can get all the things and who CONSTANTLY BLOCKS YOU OUT and therefore is hard to think of things for. Jerk.


JFC BRUCE. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME.

There's Dorian's actual Christmas present: insisting Bruce gets laid.