turtle santa says happy holidays!

[cmdreffingshepard]

The IC Gift-giving and Handwaved Holiday CR Meme!

Rules:

1. Comment with your character(s)! Feel free to include a blurb explaining what their holiday plans are (if they have any)!
2. Others comment to you letting you know what their characters will be giving yours for the holidays! Possibly even describe how and when these gifts will be delivered (i.e. "left anonymously on your doorstep" or "at the company Christmas party").
3. Feel free to discuss details and handwave CR about other holiday-related shenanigans! Will your characters get drunk on eggnog? Kiss someone under the mistletoe?
4. Have fun and HAPPY HOLIDAYS Chelonauts!

Comments

[jirk]

 Jim Kirk:

Jim will be throwing a Christmas Party for his friends/CR (it's not hard to get yourself invited if you'd like a character to attend! The requirement is p. much 'be a friend of a friend'. There will be ridiculous amounts of decorations/etc, and the post is going up either the 15th or 16th!


 Bruce Wayne:

... I really need someone to talk Bruce into going around as Santa and handing out presents. Who's up for it. /fingersteeple

[una_persson]

mO_Om

[cowled]

omg what is that look

[una_persson]

Una is available to be a pain in Bruce's ass over Christmas if you like. One of several, if need be.

[bludhavenknight]

Bruce can borrow Dick's Santa suit if he needs one. Not the boots though, Dick likes the boots.

[cowled]

well someone needs to brow-beat him into doing it, first!

[alphatar]

Korra's going to give Jim a pretty big gift. Best of all, you can fly it manually by remote or use one of the settings like 'ambient', 'cruise', 'hover', or 'warp speed' and it'll move on its own until set to something else. It can also shoot fake phasers, make on board sounds heard on TOS (doors sliding, etc), and completely lights up.

I wanted her to give it to him at the party~

[cowled]

oh no that's adorable help.


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JIM'S GETTING KORRA HELP ME BRAINSTORM

[alphatar]

It's been in the works since July and she's practically been vibrating with excitement when Tony finished the project.

UMM. stuff. If Jim somehow managed a music player loaded with songs from the 20's& 30's, he would simultaneously rock her world and blow her away.

[demon_brat]

... none of mine would enable Bruce, but if it happens, he might get, just for a moment, a look of genuine child-like surprise from Damian. >.>

In other news, Damian will get Jim, uhm. HUM. Aside from helping with the presents and cooking, probably a little turtle-shell carving. If it's been okay for Kyle to show Damian what he's seen of the Enterprise (or if he's been shown anything about it by Jim himself?), of that, but not necessarily if it'll be pushing anything.

[cowled]

oh god. :< Damian, bb. This should be a thing, then.


Jim wouldn't have a problem discussing the Enterprise with Damian, so that's fine! ALSO: Jim recommended to Kyle that Damian help paint the ornaments he's made for everyone? (He did little carvings of various things from people's worlds to hang on the Christmas trees all around his suite) so idk if you'd want to do anything with/regarding that.

[demon_brat]

>.> sometimes, just sometimes, he gets to be a kid. Also there will again be cookies in all the safehouses.


Oh good! And yesh, I saw that and was what I meant by helping with the presents, shh, I can words. Damian'll help.

[modernized]

did someone say "giving awful suggestions to bruce without being afraid of him glaring a hole into their skull"?

...well ok that's not what you said, but terry isn't afraid of making awful suggestions to bruce SO.

[cowled]

oh god if Terry said it

Bruce would be SO CONFLICTED


bio-child and yet????



He'd probably just explode.

[modernized]

COME ON BRUCE terry will even volunteer to be santabat helper.

[backinakidflash]

Bruce is getting a fruitcake. It has candied native fruits and vegetables.

Unfortunately, one of them was a sea prune.

Don't eat the fruitcake.

Also, if the Brucie Claus happens, Bart will laugh his ass off. But I don't think he'd suggest it.

[cowled]

Bart, you're a terrible problem child.


and yes we are getting Santabat. It's a thing. Gonna happen.

[backinakidflash]

Hey, he TRIED. Let's see YOU make a fruitcake when none of the ingredients are right and, if you try and remember a fruitcake recipe, you remember like 30 of them all at once plus the entire history of fruitcakes.

It's the thought that counts. NOBODY EVER EATS FRUITCAKES.

... fine, he can have some of the butter tarts too. YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THEM, OLD MAN. THEY'RE HARDER TO MAKE.

[depicted]

Bruce gets all the financial reports in at normal hours.

No, just kidding, Bruce gets a ticket to cash in for free sex at any time, bring a plus one if you want.

[depicted]

OKAY BUT FOR REAL rather than a present, Dorian might just invite Bruce out to dinner/drinks w/e to hang out, obviously paying the bill.

[cowled]

I do miss them hanging out. :<


it occurs to me, belatedly, that Bruce hasn't had sex in a year and a half. IF HE WERE ANY OTHER SORT OF MAN, BY GOD, HE MIGHT TAKE DORIAN UP ON THAT FIRST ONE.

[littlecousin]

hey

hey jim

in ur house

crashin' ur party

[jirk]

NITA YOU CAN'T CRASH WHAT YOU'RE INVITED TO. JSYK.

[bolthead]

BARRY'S ALREADY BEING RUDOLPH AND STICKING ON A RED NOSE come on bruce

man idk gift-wise though, what do you get the man who has everything. 8|

[jirk]

... oh my god I need to see this. PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS FANART OF THIS SOMEWHERE omg Barry nooo


... And idk. Get him a tie, Barry. Man can always use ties.