break out the teal deers!

[aloadeddie]

THE CR TL;DR MEME

HOW IT WORKS:

1. List your character(s)!
2. Others respond with "what does your character X think of my character Y?" or some variation.
3. Respond to them! Break out those teal deers!
4. Generate some discussion about your CR!
5. PROFIT!

Comments

Re: Amy

[grigio]

Tell me more about the Dick and Julie hour.

Re: Amy

[bludhavenknight]

[Dick opens the door dramatically]

Dick: Honey, I'm home!

[Julie walks into the room eating ice cream out of the carton]

Dick: Julie, where's [insert name of girlfriend here because it changes weekly] ?

[Dick drops his backpack and bag at the door. The bag clangs loudly]

Julie: Oh, she left a long time ago. Said something about a train and getting away as fast as possible.

[Audience laughs on cue]

[Dick makes the sad puppy dog face]

Dick: But we had such a good... well. We had such a great time last night.

[Audience catcalls and whistles]

[Julie comes over and picks up the bag]

Julie: Oof, this is heavy! What are you carrying, barbells?

[Julie opens one of the bag]

Julie: Dick, are you serious?

[Julie looks surprised]

[Julie brings out paint cans and brushes]

Julie: I thought you forgot!

[Julie rushes to Dick and then hugs him]

Dick: How could I forget the promise I made you? We'll start painting the walls tonight!

[Dick hugs Julie back]

[Audience make awwww sounds]

Julie: Hey, by the way! Why were you out so late last night, anyway?

[The backpack reveals the Nightwing costume and the Escrima sticks]

[Dick pushes the backpack away with his foot]

Dick: Oh, you know. Just checking to see if the bats have started migrating for the season.

[Dick gives the audience a BIG dramatic wink]

[Audience laughs loudly]

[Cut to commercial]