Hey baby, what's shakin'?

[notamachine]

WHAT UP.

I am Boots! Some of you may already know me from other games; I salute you! To those of you I don't already know, HI.

I bring to your lovely turtle the equally lovely Dean Winchester, who is a hunter from the middle of Kansas who loves his car more than just about anything, can fix your mechanical things and who really...really doesn't like or much trust things that aren't human. Superpowers. Dean is not so much a fan of them (which is why he calls himself Batman rather than Superman. 8>). Ladies, never fear! He is not quite the lothario he once was...but this probably won't stop him from flirting with some of you.

That's all! BOOTS OUT. /flies away

Comments

[trifurcate]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!


Hi. Hi Boots, hi :>>>>>

/rolls all over happily C:

[notamachine]

MARI!

HI MARI HI

WHERE'S THE NOVEL YOU PROMISED ME HUH????

[trifurcate]

I GOT DISTRACTED BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE I WILL NOW RECITE AN ENTIRELY ORIGINAL POEM WRITTEN IN YOUR HONOR:

We speak of the miracles of modern science:
laser surgery,
quantum computing,
ten-dimensional superstrings,
but we sometimes forget
the simple miracles of the mundane.

Take the boot Boots, for instance:
flesh of destinations,
host of horizons,
it she sacrifices itself for us--
not for our sins
but for our ascent.

We must remember that,
in the time before wings,
the boot Boots was our one tool
of transcendence, a technology
of vision.

So let us praise the boot Boots
and all that it she offers us:
the journey,
a way through the mud,
a virgin birth of becoming.

by Richard Smyth

[notamachine]

THAT IS SUPER ORIGINAL AND WASN'T WRITTEN BY RICHARD SMYTH AT ALL

[trifurcate]

I KNOW RIGHT?

I R A POETICAL GENIUS. 8>

[seriouslytwisted]

BOOTS

[notamachine]

GET OUT

[seriouslytwisted]

i love you

sweet prince


c'mere

[notamachine]

no shut up don't lie to me

be nice or i'll tinysmile at you

[seriouslytwisted]

UH WHY IS THAT A THREAT, I LOVE TINYSMILE

[howherolls]

Hello Boots! I'm Nym and I play Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and Peeta here from The Hunger Games. It's awesome to meet you- WELCOME TO DA TURTLE

[notamachine]

WHAT UP, NYM (I almost typed "nom" CAN YOU TELL I'M HUNGRY?) Bane is awesome. Peeta is also presumably awesome (I haven't actually read or seen anything hunger games! Keep meaning to, though). Nice to meat you!

[notamachine]

HAHAHAHA MEET NOT MEAT

ps my typos are legendary

[howherolls]

THE MORE YOU MAKE THE MORE NERVOUS I GET



ps don'teatme

[notamachine]

i won't i promise!

/hides crossed fingers behind back

[batwave]

Boooooooooooooooots!

hi c:

[notamachine]

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

[batwave]

MAYBE. POSSIBLY.

[notamachine]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

/CLINGS TO

[controlledvariable]

Hello, Boots! I'm Justine and I play the Batgirl that's currently decided Dean is an appropriate plaything.

Sorry about that (spoiler: I am not sorry)

[notamachine]

LIES you're not sorry (just the way i like it)

also HI! :D

[controlledvariable]

I think that was the quickest Steph has managed to piss someone off I am super impressed tbh

c:

[notamachine]

HAHAHAH well

dean is stressed so he's super easy to piss off RN, so there's that

regardless

WELL DONE STEPH

(dean is making so many friends right now)

[controlledvariable]

yeah she's not exactly in the best mood atm either :V hence going completely over the top

(dean is making the opposite of friends)

[dominare]

HELLO BOOTS. I'm Mir and I play this guy from Assassins Creed III, and I just have to say aaaaaaah I love Dean so much. The 'I'm Batman' episode has to be one of my favorites ever.

[notamachine]

yes ffff AC3 is so good uuuugh (my game is glitched, though! I can't pass the boston tea party and it makes me SO SAD) ugh haytham you're so cool

[squint]

crying cr i really want: inception and supernatural UGH

I MEAN HI I'M CHASEKAT I play Dom Cobb AKA MY wife is DEAAAADDD so I'm looking forward to playing with you <3 TAGGING YOU NOW wheh

[notamachine]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM

ps did you say inception or chairception?

[squint]

lmfao what did I just click on

[histruename]

'Sup, Boots. I'm Ash and I play Raphael from the 2003 TMNT cartoon and Hellboy from the Hellboy comics.

Dean's one of my fave characters of all time, so it'll be freakin' awesome seeing him around. Would love to see what the hell he'd think of Hellboy and the whole demon out fighting the good fight thing. Guy's even trying to set up an organization that studies and protects people against the paranormal badness here on the Turtle.

[notamachine]

Ash...ash...you wouldn't happen to be the same ash that was on the boat, would you?

Also hahaha sob, I saw the post about Hellboy setting up a BPRD and thought MAN DEAN WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT IF ONLY IT WASN'T BEING SET UP BY A DEMON ;A;

he'll come around. probably.

[histruename]

Nah, only games I've been in are Damned and Luceti. It's just a very uncreative name XD

And PFF THAT'S GREAT. Seriously, Dean. He's not that bad of a guy once you get past the whole HOLY SHIT DEMON thing. Maybe they'll meet each other sometime. HB would be glad to have somebody with Dean's experience on the team.

[notamachine]

I love Hellboy so much aaaaaah

And yes, give Dean time to get over the whole HOLY SHIT DEMON thing and hell probably be okay. also, experience!

[demon_brat]

Hi, Boots! I'm Kiki, here with Damian Wayne and MCU Bucky Barnes. Welcome to the turtleback, and, Dean-o, don't try to call yourself Batman publicly or the littlest Robin will kick your ass. Possibly with Superman trying to stop him...

Ahem. HI!