+1 tortured king

[thetyrant]

SCREAM OMG HI GUYS

So I'm Carley, and I do things. You know who else does things? Logan. Sometimes these things are not so great things, and sometimes they are things that make his people thin he is a crazy tyrant, but you know what, you can shut up, because it's all for your own good. Not nebulously defined "discipline is good and also i will make more money" your own good, but actual concrete "there is a cosmic monstrosity coming to kill all of us so we'd fucking well better be prepared hadn't we" your own good. A cosmic monstrosity that he tends to hallucinate is there in his head talking to him, by the way, taunting him with everything he's ashamed of and everything he fears. So, that's fun. This is probably not a dude you want to go sneaking up on, is what we're saying.

He will intro ICly sometime between a few minutes from now and a few hours from now. He had an acute panic attack when the kedan pulled him out of the water, so, that's fun.

add me on aim or plurk, both at shockvaluecola, and OMG HI I'M EXCITED TO PLAY WITH EVERYONE YAY

Comments

[flawedgoods]

Hi bb welcome to Turtletopia /o/ Logan should have fun with sudden diving turtle and zombies :D

[thetyrant]

this is an accurate representation of the level of done logan will be when this happens

[flawedgoods]

And maybe with a side of

?

[thetyrant]

[wintershepherd]

Hello Carley! Poor Logan sounds like he could use a vacation away from his brain ;~; also yay watery retrieval panic attacks

I'm Li and I play Jack Frost here from Rise of the Guardians and Death the Kid from Soul Eater. Welcome to the turtle!

[thetyrant]

he definitely could :( i spend most of my life thinking about how i want to wrap him in a blanket and feed him soup.

thank you! i do not know either of those fandoms but yay people?

[wintershepherd]

YAY for all the people~

[heinously]

i'm ida. i play an emotionally volatile medieval captain whose claim to fame rests upon the fact that people shit themselves at the mere thought of his name. as far as i'm concerned, we are one in the same, my friend.

[thetyrant]

yay! emotionally volatile is a pretty apt description for logan too, to be honest, and his mother the queen was that level of badass so clearly they must be bros.

[heinously]

let us drink to that.

[imaginate]

hello, I'm Zee and I have Kyle Rayner (DC Comics), who knows this feel about cosmic entities telling you about all the crap you're afraid of and talking in your brain :(

welcome!

[thetyrant]

yes it sucks :( the Craler is basically made of darkness and fear so logan is about eight inches away from a panic attack at any given time.

[imaginate]

Face your fear, dude, it's the only way :c

[thetyrant]

what no D: CAN'T WE JUST KILL IT INSTEAD

[imaginate]

oh you can kill it? DO THAT.

[thetyrant]

HE'S TRYING.

basically, it's going to invade his country and he's trying to prepare his people for it and build the army required so everyone doesn't die. instead he gets deposed because he's a tyrant and his younger sibling who is cooler than him in many ways kills it and frees him (and some other people) from its taint. probably.