Oh what the hell, let's give one of my secretive characters a kick in the seat. >:3
So yes, who wants to poke around in my retired cranky CIA man's head? For examples, we have:
- memories of his time in Vietnam, including the time he hiked through thirty miles of hostile jungle at night and arrived at base asking for bourbon! - stepping on a landmine! (y'all wonder how he got that prosthetic foot? THIS INFORMATION CAN BE YOURS!) - his best friend's wife and kids being strafed by a plane in Cambodia! BECAUSE I HEADCANON THAT HE WAS IN THE HOUSE FOR THIS! - thinking that his best friend had been undercover for so long he turned traitor, and subsequently trying to kill him, later realizing OH SHIT I FUCKED UUUUPPPPPPP - his five-year descent into alcoholism! (And how Jason Bourne kicking down his door one evening asking where the hell his wife was got him to go sober!) - LITERALLY SETTING A FIRE IN THE STREET ACROSS FROM THE US EMBASSY TO GET THEM TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM - his other best friend getting kidnapped and tortured and how he blames himself for it - watching his other best friend go through regression hypnotherapy to figure out just what he told his captors while drugged up, because when Mo starts screaming Alex literally collapsesbecause he's in love
THESE AND OTHER MEMORIES CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.99. ORDER NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A SLAP CHOP ABSOLUTELY FREE
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So yes, who wants to poke around in my retired cranky CIA man's head? For examples, we have:
- memories of his time in Vietnam, including the time he hiked through thirty miles of hostile jungle at night and arrived at base asking for bourbon!
- stepping on a landmine! (y'all wonder how he got that prosthetic foot? THIS INFORMATION CAN BE YOURS!)
- his best friend's wife and kids being strafed by a plane in Cambodia! BECAUSE I HEADCANON THAT HE WAS IN THE HOUSE FOR THIS!
- thinking that his best friend had been undercover for so long he turned traitor, and subsequently trying to kill him, later realizing OH SHIT I FUCKED UUUUPPPPPPP
- his five-year descent into alcoholism! (And how Jason Bourne kicking down his door one evening asking where the hell his wife was got him to go sober!)
- LITERALLY SETTING A FIRE IN THE STREET ACROSS FROM THE US EMBASSY TO GET THEM TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM
- his other best friend getting kidnapped and tortured and how he blames himself for it
- watching his other best friend go through regression hypnotherapy to figure out just what he told his captors while drugged up, because when Mo starts screaming Alex literally collapses
because he's in loveTHESE AND OTHER MEMORIES CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.99. ORDER NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A SLAP CHOP ABSOLUTELY FREE