ironwood: (LANTERNS / peace)
ɪʀᴏɴᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴇsʜᴀɪ ([personal profile] ironwood) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_ooc2016-10-26 09:29 am
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Test Drive Meme | #46


TEST DRIVE MEME - TU SHANSHU EDITION!

Itching to try out writing a character? Then rev up your engines, grab your accounts, and slam your way into this meme! Here is a venue for you to try out whatever character there might be tickling your fancy, from fandom to OC, for as few as one and as many as MANY. Seriously, there's no limit.

How do you partake in this fantastic congregation of character testing? Why, by following these simple steps:

→ Comment with the journal of a character you want to test; put their name and canon in the subject line for added sparkles.
→ Tag around with everyone!
→ Profit like you live on a the back of a turtle!
→ Maybe even RESERVE so you CAN live on the back of a turtle!

But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $9,999.99, you can even use one of our handy prompts when you tag someone. You could even pick one with a Random Number Generator to help decide which prompt to go with!
  1. Haggling Over Something in the Marketplace!
    Maybe someone else saw the exact same shiny thing you did at the exact same moment! However shall this be resolved? Remember: blood is extremely hard to scrub off of turtle shell!

  2. Dramatic Chase Sequence!
    You're running away from something! It could be anything, from a rampaging kirin to a gaggle of overly enthusiastic children! One way or another, you can't stop, and much like a katamari ball, you feel obligated to grab everyone in your path along the way to keep them out of danger! Or perhaps you're more the sort to try and knock them into it as a distraction...?

  3. Where there's a will, there's a...?
    The Life and Dreaming Planes have been merged, and sometimes what starts out as wishful thinking becomes lured into reality. That slick new motorcycle or pile of kingly treasure you were just daydreaming about? Surprise! It's just appeared in front of you. Though, it may only stay for a short while before it disappears again, so make it count. Hopefully you're not the type to daydream about terrible things befalling people you don't like...

  4. Let's play cops and robbers!
    Local law enforcement is handled by the Keeliai Police Department, an organization of both Foreigners and kedan dedicated to keeping the peace in the turtle... and they're about to make a raid on a large, illegal gambling ring! Are you going to collar the nearest bad guy, or are you one of the high rollers now looking to make a quick escape? Or a bookie who's now getting booked downtown?

  5. Wait... you want my what now?!
    The kedan are a curious folk, and the Foreigners are entertainment in conveniently arriving packages, especially when they come along with unique items that the kedan might not have seen before. Maybe it's your cellphone... or maybe it's your knickers! How badly do you want to keep your stuff from some overeager native shapeshifters who want to buy, bribe, or burglarize it right off your person?

  6. Sea prunes, get your sea prunes right here!
    Life in Keeliai can take a little getting used to: the chickens have scales, the cows have feathers, and the fruits come in more colour and pattern combinations than your average tye-dye shirt. Not to mention that meal you just ordered from the food vendor? Has arrived on the plate, and you're pretty sure you just saw it move.

  7. Everybody needs a little darkness...
    The Great Enemy may have been defeated over two years ago, and people are even willing to speak Malicant's name aloud now, but there remains a taint in the city never fully purged. Those who consider Malicant a dark god whose end was unjust are the cultists of Keeliai, and they aren't always so easy to identify as one might think. Sometimes their presence is felt in the growing urge to give into one's darker instincts, especially in such a foreign place...

  8. Illicit substances, anyone?
    Every city has its vices, and Keeliai is no different. Perhaps you actively sought it out, or perhaps an opportunistic dealer saw you as a potential customer needing a free sample, but you're now in possession of a packet of Lucid, an emotion-enhancing drug. Interested in finding out what happens when you crush that colourful crystal and ingest it?

  9. Incoming!
    Tu Vishan's latest landfall stop has brought an unwelcome problem to its residents: enormous, toothy creatures who look more like pterosaurs than most people are comfortable with! With a twenty-foot wingspan, these aren't exactly harmless local wildlife, and they have a nasty habit of swooping down on targets both Foreigner and kedan! How are you going to fend them off, or help someone who might have been injured by the latest dive bombing??

    (Please note: This scenario isn't applicable to becoming game canon if you choose to app your character, as an alien pterosaur attack is a major event.)

  10. WILDCARD!
    Go nuts. Suddenly your character is fighting dragons! Good God, they've found the Millennium Falcon drifting in the ocean! Do you really feel the uncontrollable urge to polish every paving stone in the Earth Sector? Anything goes!
upshore: (Oh fuck // lulamae)

ah yes. the only person on the turtle who could freak him out MORE. gg stalk :')

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay Jesus Christ he's definitely gone insane.

Nice.

Is it rude to ignore hallucinations or is she just a really fucked-up Variant?

Wait. She. There are no female Variants, at least not to his knowledge. Regardless, he falls backwards in shock and tries to scoot backwards.

Bad idea, dumbass. Once he lands on his hands, he realizes what a bad idea that is, and bites his lip to keep from howling in pain. Missing a couple fingers'll do that to ya.
spiderforhire: (yeah right)

she lives to serve

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-04 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
The Stalk rolls her eyes.

Kind of.

No pupils, so her eyes kind of widen in mock rolling.

"You know that gets old really fast."
upshore: (The People's Eyebrow // lulamae)

more like she is EXTREMELY RUDE and he doesn't appreciate it >:(

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, he can't contain himself anymore. He's gone insane, he's had the worst night ever, and if the Dick Twins come and eat his liver or Walker comes and rips his head off he doesn't fucking give a shit anymore.

"You know what gets old really fast? Being fucking mutilated by a crazy motherfucker who calls himself a doctor and chased around by a cloud of nanomachines controlled by a kid in a coma that can turn you into meat paste! So excuse me if I'm being a little rude, spider-tits!" And he flips her the double-bird. He's missing a finger on each hand, true, but at least it's not that finger.

If he dies now, it's totally worth it. He is Fucking Done.
spiderforhire: (peering)

she is that also

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow, call a wambulance." Unsympathetic. "Everyone's got problems, you know."

"Anyway you're not really here, this is the 'dreaming'."
upshore: (I need a fuckin' smoke // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gonna kick you in your spider-crotch once he figures out where that is. Rude.

"And what the fuck is that."
spiderforhire: (yeah right)

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fuck if I know. What was up with all stuff about mutilating doctors and nanoclouds?"

She wasn't actually sure how 'real' this stuff was. Could she get hurt by this guy's weirdo past?
upshore: (sighs deeply // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-04 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"The first being, I can only count to eight on my fingers now," he says, wiggling his fingers-and-lack-thereof at her. "And the second being crazy-ass Nazi science that wants to turn me into a very large bloodstain with little Miles chunks in it."
spiderforhire: (peering)

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-05 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
"What are Miles chunks?" The most important follow up question.
Edited 2016-11-05 08:31 (UTC)
upshore: (Are you a fuckin' idiot // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks at her like she's an idiot.

"Chunks of me."
spiderforhire: (smug)

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"So you're name is Miles. Nice to meet you. I'm The Stalk." She extends a hand out to take his.

"Mind the bloody stumps."
upshore: (:| // lulamae)

[personal profile] upshore 2016-11-21 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm kind of used to minding them, at this point." Liar. He was slamming them into every hard surface for about six hours.

"Nice to meet you, too, the Stalk. So, it's the Stalk? Not just Stalk to your friends?"
spiderforhire: (peering)

[personal profile] spiderforhire 2016-11-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, the Stalk. If you ever actually graduate to friend, I'll let you know."