"Ah, are you bored, mister? I can lend it to you. It's some chronicle of this place, though, it's very sparse and uninformative so far."

With a perfectly polite tone - fakely polite, but that's only visible if you know him, of know people very well, or idk, check with the Force. Well, if you check that far, you might also find out that he's his universe's fallen god/angel's husband, so at least you wouldn't be bored while waiting for caffeine. But it'd probably be too much effort without latte.