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tushanshu_ooc2016-03-15 04:14 am
Nanny Ogg | Discworld
Everyone knew that witches don't pay for things. At least, in respectable parts of the universe, everyone knew that witches didn't pay for things. They helped out wherever they went, and they were often given things. It was amazing really, how people were willing to give you things when you saw to it babies got born, wounds didn't go septic, and the dead didn't wander off to who-knows-where.
Right now, Nanny Ogg was flabbergasted that she had to pay out of pocket for a loaf of bread.
"Here now, you're going to make a helpless old lady pay that kind of money?" Nanny Ogg, a woman who ruled her own private empire with an iron fist from the comfort of her armchair, said without a trace of abashment. It was astounding lightning didn't strike outside as the blatant lie.
10!
Do you want a witch all up in your business? Need some good ol' advice from Nanny over a pint or six? Found Greebo in your kitchen
god help you, you poor sod? Well now's your chance!1. YES.
"Everything okay here? Looks like you're in a bit of a purrdicament."
Re: 1. YES.
And her face split into a grin at the pun.
"This is highway robbery, it is!" Nanny said and then hesitated. She was a basically honest woman. "Well, robbery anyway. Just look at what they're chargin' for a loaf!"
no subject
"Absolutely. You can't change this much for bread. She might really need it."
10 Double yes
Get out of here, you catty cat. Or I'll sic the bird on you.
no subject
Coo-ee! Greebo! Where've you gotten to?
no subject
Is he an old cat that looks like a demon and smells worse? [only one of those might be a slur]
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[Nanny was a generally honest person when she couldn't be arsed to make up something more interesting. And if she was being honest with herself, that was an apt, if generous, description of what amounted to biological warfare in cat form.]
[But Nanny had a soft spot when it came to Greebo, and she stumped off in the direction of the voice.]
There's no call for that kind of talk. He's a big soppy, really.
[Greebo looked up at Thatch with face that looked as though he'd been in a fight with a bear. Which he had. Nanny scooped up the massive tom cat as though he weighed nothing.]
no subject
He can sopp away from my tuna then. [puts it in the fridge and then leans against it for good measure. And then mostly casually]
So what hellfire did you summon him from?
no subject
[She scratched the beast under his chin.]
Had him since he was just a kitten.
1
Re: 1
"You'd never believe the prices they expects us to pay, Esme."