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ɪʀᴏɴᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴇsʜᴀɪ ([personal profile] ironwood) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_ooc2016-03-15 04:14 am
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Test Drive Meme | #38


TEST DRIVE MEME - TU SHANSHU EDITION!

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landsonhisfeet: (Completely innocent)

Vic Faraday | OC

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
|5|
[Vic hasn't quite decided why he's in the market. Maybe he wants to pick some pockets. Maybe he's looking for target to mug or pick a fight. Maybe he just feels like taking a walk. When the whim hits him he'll know. For now he just strolls past stalls whistling a jaunty tune while he swings his bat in lazy circles.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees a hand make a grab for the bat. Some local, maybe a teenager it's hard to tell with these weirdos, tries to wrench the bat from his hand thinking he's not paying attention. Just like that, Vic decides what he feels like doing today.

His grip suddenly tenses around the bat keeping it from getting yanked from his hand. A swift, sudden jab with his free hand smashes the teen's nose staggering him. Vic follows with another jab, this time in the teen's gut, to knock the wind out of him. Finally, a sweeping kick knocks him off his feet to sprawl onto his back on the hard ground.

The teenager wheezes in pain but before he even begins catching his breath, Vic stomps a foot onto his chest and pins him to the ground. Vic settles the business end of his bat next to his head just in case he feels like struggling.

When Vic looks around he sees almost everyone's eyes on him. Some look horrified. Others look disgusted. A lot just try not to stare. Vic smiles back at them as he addresses the crowd.]


So! Anyone want to tell me what Fish Ear's biggest mistake was?
thirdprincess: (☠ depart for places unknown)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ A young woman who is very, extraordinarily, pink breaks away from the crowd and steps toward Vic and the pinned-down kedan. She's wearing an elaborate formal dress, but her expression is surprisingly compassionate. ]

I believe you've made your point, sir. Please, there's no need for further violence.
landsonhisfeet: (Completely innocent)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The bat whips upwards to point at her before he even looks her way. When he does the bat lowers slightly as head reels back like something slapped him.]

Holy crap lady you are almost blindingly pink.

[That alone almost makes him forget about the thief under his foot. Until he moans anyway. Vic looks back and chuckles, almost playfully.]

That's all up to my friend here Pinky. See, I don't have a lot of stuff but what I do have I'm pretty attached to. Fish Ears here decided to act as an example of what happens when people try to take my stuff.

[He looks back to the woman in pink, the smile still on his face.]

Now he just needs to say the magic words to make it all better.
thirdprincess: (☠ my resolve unshakable and devout)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-18 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ To her credit, Euphie doesn't flinch when the bat is brought in her direction, her back straight. She doesn't react to the teasing nickname, although she still shakes her head. ]

You've no need to continue to humiliate him. No one respects a bully.

[ She steps forward, as if intent to help the kedan to his feet, regardless of the fact that he was still being held down. ]
landsonhisfeet: (Best Terminator impression)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'm in luck! I don't give a good god damn about their respect.

[As she steps forward Vic makes no attempt to move. He doesn't make any attempt to strike at her either. Pinky's got some moxie. If she was a decade or so older she'd definitely be his type, even with all the pink.]

As long as no one gets touchy with my stuff I'm pretty happy.

[None of these people really matter to Vic. There's no one here that's really worth caring about. This is just a chance to tell people to leave him the hell alone.]
thirdprincess: (☠ my heart wants justice and peace)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-18 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure everyone in earshot is now well-aware of that fact. I'm asking you to please let that man up. If you're looking for recompense, I'll offer you some on his behalf.
landsonhisfeet: (Best Terminator impression)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vic stares her down for a long moment. Then his head turns upwards in a thoughtful expression. Finally he shrugs his shoulders.]

Alright, guess that works.

[But he barely cares about any recompense she could offer him. It's more out of respect for her that he agrees. Pinky's showing a lot more guts than he's ever seen from any of these weirdos.

Vic finally takes his foot off Fish Ears.]


You better thank Pinky here if you know what's good for you Fish Ears.
thirdprincess: (☠ the heiress of the broken world)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-18 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, sir.

[ The kedan gets hastily to his feet, muttering what's (probably) a thanks in their general direction before beating a quick retreat. ]

And my name is Euphemia, not "Pinky"... Euphemia li Britannia.
landsonhisfeet: (Question? Why are you stupid?)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[As the thief leaves Vic slowly cocks and eyebrow at her.]

What? Really? Man you must have been really popular in school with a name like that.

[Seriously how mean does a parent have to be to name their kid something that weird?]

But I gotta hand it to you kid. You've got a huge pair of balls swinging between your legs.
thirdprincess: (☠ the heiress of the broken world)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe it's just as well that she didn't amend her title to that, given his reaction. ]

I didn't have any trouble with it, actually.

[ Mostly because she was home-schooled because Royal Family and Charles would probably have had anyone who spoke out of turn beheaded or something. Euphie purses her lips a bit at the mental imagery -- she's young, but not naive enough not to understand the reference, after all -- but lets it slide. A princess must always keep her composure, after all. ]

Thank you for the, ah, compliment, unconventional phrasing aside. Might I assume you'll be able to continue on your way without causing any more fights, sir?
landsonhisfeet: (Best Terminator impression)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vic sniffs and then scratches his nose.]

Honestly? Probably not. It's a big city. There's a lot of people. I'll probably end up kicking someone's ass again.

[The comment comes so casually he might as well be talking about the weather. He's not going to lie to her though. Lying would mean he cares about what she thinks of him. While he might respect her for the stunt she pulled he doesn't care in the least if she thinks of him as a pig or bully or anything else.]

Chances are someone's gonna talk about what happened here or Fish Ears might tell some pals if he's got any. Then someone's gonna come looking for a fight so it happens all over again.

[That's how the routine usually goes anyway.]

Besides, I think you mentioned something about recompense?
thirdprincess: (☠ my heart wants justice and peace)

[personal profile] thirdprincess 2016-03-21 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So I did.

[ and she'll apparently stand by that; a princess' word is her bond ]

What are your terms then, sir?
leaptopudding: (oh fuck no)

i had to.

[personal profile] leaptopudding 2016-03-18 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[No one is answering. No one is answering but everyone, even those who are pretending not to, stare. But there's silence to his question. Well, silence until someone spots the short Japanese teenager with a baseball bat in her hands and decides she's clearly an accomplice.

Before she knows it, there's a hand on her back, shoving her forward from the crowd and closer to Vic and his catch. The girl looks terrified and grips to the bat, ready to swing if she needs to but certainly not looking for a fight.]
landsonhisfeet: (pic#5303681)

this is perfect

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Vic blinks as a girl is suddenly shoved towards him, into the little circle the crowd made around him. Then his eyes lock on the bat she's holding and he grins. Vic points to her with his free hand.]

Nice bat there kid.

[The fact that she's obviously terrified doesn't even seem to register.]

But if you're gonna take a swing at me you're holding the bat all wrong. There's not gonna be any power in the swing. It won't even knock me over.
leaptopudding: (oh fuck no)

[personal profile] leaptopudding 2016-03-18 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Horror registers on her face and Makoto shakes her head furiously, waving one hand in protest.]

No no no, I don't want to hit anyone. You've got it all wrong Mister. I'll just... be going...

[Both her smile and her laugh are awkward and uncomfortable, but try as she might to shuffle back into the crowd and away from the man, the more she finds herself blocked.]

Um, excuse me please. There's been a mistake. I-

[Nope. She ain't getting anywhere.]
landsonhisfeet: (Completely innocent)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Relaaax, you're not going to hit me. Trust me on that one.

[Someone as young as her won't even come close.

Vic steps off the theif, effectively forgetting about him entirely.]


But I can show you some stuff that will make Babe Ruth jealous.
fierybluebird: (contempt)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2016-03-18 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly Marco's been badly influenced by justice types, including one chameleon little brother. But the part that pisses him off the most, even more than the retroactive rage at how he can't protect his islands and all their denizens; even more than the acknowledgement that pirates are going to completely take them over, raze them, rob them, and enslave everyone they can, is the slur. "Fish Ears." Wow. That takes him back. And definitely not in a good way. Between his extra reliance on one fishman brother, and the reminder of reality like a slap to his face, Marco thinks anything short of killing the man is pretty good and in control for him.]

[Which is why he just aims a swift sweeping kick at the man's legs to get him off the Kedan teen, and offers a hand up to the kid to let him get running.]


No, but I can tell you yours, eh?

[He's still not a hero, but he's definitely willing to fight.]
landsonhisfeet: (Question? Why are you stupid?)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[His legs suddenly go out from under him and his back hits the ground. Vic rolls backwards before springing right back onto his feet again like nothing happened. The fall didn't even wipe the grin of his face.

When he sees a newcomer helping Fish Ears get away though his grin shifts to a small frown. He doesn't even really register the new guy as he watches the thief away.]


Guess I'm looking for something else to do then.
fierybluebird: (kick in the ass)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2016-03-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You could always try sparring someone who has enough training to put up an actual fight, eh.

[Deadpan, semi-serious, but a leg is already raised into a fighting stance.]
landsonhisfeet: (pic#5303681)

[personal profile] landsonhisfeet 2016-03-18 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vic looks at the new guy like he notices him for the first time.]

Yeah I don't do "sparring".

[You can almost hear the air quotes in his voice.]

I just offer a beating when someone asks for one.
fierybluebird: (I'm not that docile)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2016-03-18 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[UM DON'T MIND THE PSYCHOTIC GRIN FOR A SECOND THERE.]

Oh good, neither do I.

[Duck or expect another kick to the chest, Mister.]