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ɪʀᴏɴᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴇsʜᴀɪ ([personal profile] ironwood) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_ooc2016-01-17 10:17 pm
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Test Drive Meme | #35


TEST DRIVE MEME - TU SHANSHU EDITION!
Itching to try out writing a character? Then rev up your engines, grab your accounts, and slam your way into this meme! Here is a venue for you to try out whatever character there might be tickling your fancy, from fandom to OC, for as few as one and as many as MANY. Seriously, there's no limit.

How do you partake in this fantastic congregation of character testing? Why, by following these simple steps:

→ Comment with the journal of a character you want to test; put their name and canon in the subject line for added sparkles.
→ Tag around with everyone!
→ Profit like you live on a the back of a turtle!
→ Maybe even RESERVE so you CAN live on the back of a turtle!

But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $9,999.99, you can even use one of our handy prompts when you tag someone. You could even pick one with a Random Number Generator to help decide which prompt to go with!
  1. Haggling Over Something in the Marketplace!
    Maybe someone else saw the exact same shiny thing you did at the exact same moment! However shall this be resolved? Remember: blood is extremely hard to scrub off of turtle shell!

  2. Dramatic Chase Sequence!
    You're running away from something! It could be anything, from a rampaging kirin to a gaggle of overly enthusiastic children! One way or another, you can't stop, and much like a katamari ball, you feel obligated to grab everyone in your path along the way to keep them out of danger! Or perhaps you're more the sort to try and knock them into it as a distraction...?

  3. Where There's A Will, There's A...?
    The Life and Dreaming Planes have been merged, and sometimes what starts out as wishful thinking becomes lured into reality. That slick new motorcycle or pile of kingly treasure you were just daydreaming about? Surprise! It's just appeared in front of you. Though, it may only stay for a short while before it disappears again, so make it count. Hopefully you're not the type to daydream about terrible things befalling people you don't like...

  4. SECRET UNDERCOVER MODE ACTIVATE!
    The three major kedan families all have their own agendas, and you've chosen to entangle yourselves with one (or more!) of them. Are you hoping to shift the balance of power? Gain some favours? Perhaps you're on a mission to bring a criminal to justice, or maybe you just want to get the cream of the crop from the black market. Maybe you haven't been hired by them at all, but are using their name for your own goals... as long as no one discovers the lie!

  5. Wait... you want my what now?!
    The kedan are a curious folk, and the Foreigners are entertainment in conveniently arriving packages, especially when they come along with unique items that the kedan might not have seen before. Maybe it's your cellphone... or maybe it's your knickers! How badly do you want to keep your stuff from some overeager native shapeshifters who want to buy, bribe, or burglarize it right off your person?

  6. Sea prunes, get your sea prunes right here!
    Life in Keeliai can take a little getting used to: the chickens have scales, the cows have feathers, and the fruits come in more colour and pattern combinations than your average tye-dye shirt. Not to mention that meal you just ordered from the food vendor? Has arrived on the plate, and you're pretty sure you just saw it move.

  7. Everybody needs a little darkness...
    The Great Enemy may have been defeated over two years ago, and people are even willing to speak Malicant's name aloud now, but there remains a taint in the city never fully purged. Those who consider Malicant a dark god whose end was unjust are the cultists of Keeliai, and they aren't always so easy to identify as one might think. Sometimes their presence is felt in the growing urge to give into one's darker instincts, especially in such a foreign place...

  8. Illicit substances, anyone?
    Every city has its vices, and Keeliai is no different. Perhaps you actively sought it out, or perhaps an opportunistic dealer saw you as a potential customer needing a free sample, but you're now in possession of a packet of Lucid, an emotion-enhancing drug. Interested in finding out what happens when you crush that colourful crystal and ingest it?

  9. Incoming!
    Tu Vishan's latest landfall stop has brought an unwelcome problem to its residents: enormous, toothy creatures who look more like pterosaurs than most people are comfortable with! With a twenty-foot wingspan, these aren't exactly harmless local wildlife, and they have a nasty habit of swooping down on targets both Foreigner and kedan! How are you going to fend them off, or help someone who might have been injured by the latest dive bombing??

  10. WILDCARD!
    Go nuts. Suddenly your character is fighting dragons! Good God, they've found the Millennium Falcon drifting in the ocean! Do you really feel the need to polish every paving stone in the Earth Sector? Anything goes!
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[personal profile] mewnifestos 2016-01-26 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Spirit of Justice, and just because I'm not being actively hunted here, I'd still thank you to keep my personal affairs to yourself.

[ Maybe say it louder next time, Isabela, some of the people on all the other giant floating turtle worlds might not have heard!! ]

Really, did you crack your skull on something? A bedpost? The bar?
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[personal profile] stabsbothways 2016-01-26 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
These people have no idea what any of the taboos from Thedas are. And they don't really care as long as you don't bring up their boogeyman demon king, whatever that was about.

So you really don't need to keep up this 'I never magiced the Kirkwall Chantry up into a blaze of flickering shite' thing you've got going. They don't even know what a chantry is here.
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[personal profile] mewnifestos 2016-01-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
If this is some kind of joke, it's not a very funny one.

[ If Anders is lying, he's doing a remarkably good job of it - which should be the surest tell that he isn't, considering. He can't even cheat at cards (or, well, not usually); how is he supposed to believably deny something like that? ]

Maybe I've... Thought about burning down a few chantries, in my life, but I've never actually done it. [ Not yet, anyway - the notion of some greater action against the monument to apathy and cruel disregard that is Kirkwall's chantry, in particular, is still only just that: a notion. And not one he's yet found the desperation to seriously consider. ]

And if I had, I think I'd remember it. Probably fondly. [ Although there's no mirth in that brief twist of sarcasm. ]
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[personal profile] stabsbothways 2016-01-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hmm, well that was admittedly very odd. If this was a fake Anders they were doing a very terrible job of trying to make her believe he was the right one. What did he have to gain by lying?

That was a pretty big thing that happened. She tried to remember some other big important things that happened in Kirkwall. She hadn't been paying attention to most of them, she'd been spending a lot of time dodging horned arseholes.
]

You really didn't blow up the chantry?