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"That is a shame. Stealth and thievery are important for rogues," he muses, one hand coming up to stroke his beard. He's been practicing beard-stroking ever since he discovered his ability to grow beards. One day, it will be long and voluminous, but right now, it's just sort of there, and stroking it isn't as satisfying (or helpful to the thinking process) as he hoped it would be.
"Well, nevermind. We'll find a use for you. Come along, then. To a tavern! We must confer with the bar wench for local news and possible quests."
"What ho," she says, and gestures dramatically, before pausing.
"Er. I don't think you should call the barmaids 'wenches'. It's not politic'ly correct," she notes, one hand on her chin as she thinks. (She has no beard to stroke in thought, alas. She could probably grow one if she really wanted to, but that's not in the cards right now.)
"What ho where?" he asks, following her gesture in the assumption that she's indicating something off in the distance, but finds himself immediately distracted by her rebuke.
Abashed, he puts his free hand to the back of his head, so that now he seems to be readjusting his neck by gripping both beard and cranium. "My, so many rules to learn. All right. Barmaids, then. That should do well enough, shouldn't it? Yes, yes, I think so." His hands at last release his head, though tomorrow he'll find an inexplicable crick in his neck from these shenanigans.
Careful, Wally, a man could trip and break his neck in that position. Not like Kitty'd know from experience, of course. Perish the thought.
"I should think. Unless the title of 'wench' is one earned through extensive practice and study. Perhaps they're like upper-level barmaids. I never really thought about it before."
"Perhaps 'wenches' are only the particularly busty barmaids. I've always heard them referred to in conjunction with the word 'lusty', so that must be it. Lusty, busty barmaids."
Only Wally the Wizard could say the preceding sentence without a hint of his own lustiness. In fact, he was almost cheerfully clinical in that assessment. "That would seem rather unfair to the less well-endowed girls, though. Maybe that's not it at all. Maybe wenches are ex-pirates."
"I'd ask Alec, but he's not here right now, and these days I think he knows more about wrenches than wenches, anyway." It'd be fair to say it's an evensplit, really.
"Maybe wenchiness is something gained once one reaches a certain level of endowment. Maybe that's like a special card you get once you hit a certain bra size. Like, congrats, you're a sextuple-D, please enjoy this Certificate of Wenchiness and a complimentary bustier."
"Well, as a sextuple-D, she should get something out of it. Poor dear would always be toppling over." With that, he heads off in the direction of a pub, because if there's one thing a mediocre wizard has, it's an innate sense of direction when it comes to seeking out alcohol. There's a dimly-lit, grimy place to drink away his woes nearby: he's sure of it.
"Maybe wenching is a learned trade. A specialization, if you will, like necromancy or tap-dancing. Perhaps it's like the doctorate of barmaiding."
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"Well, nevermind. We'll find a use for you. Come along, then. To a tavern! We must confer with the bar wench for local news and possible quests."
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"Er. I don't think you should call the barmaids 'wenches'. It's not politic'ly correct," she notes, one hand on her chin as she thinks. (She has no beard to stroke in thought, alas. She could probably grow one if she really wanted to, but that's not in the cards right now.)
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Abashed, he puts his free hand to the back of his head, so that now he seems to be readjusting his neck by gripping both beard and cranium. "My, so many rules to learn. All right. Barmaids, then. That should do well enough, shouldn't it? Yes, yes, I think so." His hands at last release his head, though tomorrow he'll find an inexplicable crick in his neck from these shenanigans.
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"I should think. Unless the title of 'wench' is one earned through extensive practice and study. Perhaps they're like upper-level barmaids. I never really thought about it before."
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Only Wally the Wizard could say the preceding sentence without a hint of his own lustiness. In fact, he was almost cheerfully clinical in that assessment. "That would seem rather unfair to the less well-endowed girls, though. Maybe that's not it at all. Maybe wenches are ex-pirates."
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"Maybe wenchiness is something gained once one reaches a certain level of endowment. Maybe that's like a special card you get once you hit a certain bra size. Like, congrats, you're a sextuple-D, please enjoy this Certificate of Wenchiness and a complimentary bustier."
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"Maybe wenching is a learned trade. A specialization, if you will, like necromancy or tap-dancing. Perhaps it's like the doctorate of barmaiding."