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[Keeliai's going to be treated to video of this man, looking like every single existing stereotype of a movie villain all rolled into one - or, more accurately, his pointy forehead, as he leans forward to fiddle with the dials.]
Is this thing on? Is it working?
[To top all the stereotypes off, he has a German accent. It sounds a little like this.]
This is ridiculously over-complicated. I can't believe it doesn't even have a remote control. Everything has a remote control these days. What am I supposed to do, lean forward every time I want to change the - oh, wait a minute. This light is blinking. Does that mean it's working?
[He looks up. His face brightens.]
It is! Perfect! Okay, okay. Hello, citizens of... Keeliai. My name is Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I am an evil genius. Oh, but not today! Today I'm here with a very simple request. I just want a building. A big, empty building. Ideally a tall big empty building, right in the middle of the city. If you're willing to sell to me, I'm a very reasonable man. I can almost guarantee that the building won't get blown up, or... struck by lightning. I don't know. Do you even have lightning here? Is that why you don't have remote controls?
You can do that? [Have another stunning view of his pointy forehead as he goes about trying each dial again. There's a myriad of interesting effects across the screen for the next few minutes, like static and colour changes and at one point even closed captioning.] Fine. In that case, I'm living in it. Why are you so curious? Are you the empty building police? I know my rights, you know. I know harrassment when I see it.
[He growls and leans away from the camera.] Do you have a remote control?
Of course I've used a computer before. I'm not a neanderthal. This isn't a computer. This is a...
[He trails off, staring at a point just above the screen, pointy forehead furrowed in thought.]
... Look, it's not a computer, okay? You can take computers apart. When I tried to take one of these things apart, it melted into this weird green goo, and let me tell you - no amount of cleaning has gotten that goo out of my clothes. That's not normal. [He sighs.] I suppose I'll make-do with one of these things in my new building, but I'll pay extra for a real computer that isn't made out of weird green goo.
I don't waste words. [See that offence? That sure is some offence.] Why don't you use enough words? Have you ever thought of it that way? It doesn't make you look enigmatic, you know. It just makes you annoying.
[In the most blatant case of the pot calling the kettle black ever...]
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tushanshu_ooc2015-09-22 11:30 pm
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb | you're not the boss of me
[Keeliai's going to be treated to video of this man, looking like every single existing stereotype of a movie villain all rolled into one - or, more accurately, his pointy forehead, as he leans forward to fiddle with the dials.]
Is this thing on? Is it working?
[To top all the stereotypes off, he has a German accent. It sounds a little like this.]
This is ridiculously over-complicated. I can't believe it doesn't even have a remote control. Everything has a remote control these days. What am I supposed to do, lean forward every time I want to change the - oh, wait a minute. This light is blinking. Does that mean it's working?
[He looks up. His face brightens.]
It is! Perfect! Okay, okay. Hello, citizens of... Keeliai. My name is Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I am an evil genius. Oh, but not today! Today I'm here with a very simple request. I just want a building. A big, empty building. Ideally a tall big empty building, right in the middle of the city. If you're willing to sell to me, I'm a very reasonable man. I can almost guarantee that the building won't get blown up, or... struck by lightning. I don't know. Do you even have lightning here? Is that why you don't have remote controls?
voice;
What are you going to do with an empty building?
video;
[But probably something that sounds extremely evil and in reality, like, turns people into giant marshmallows or something.]
Hey, why can't I see you?
voice;
I think anyone who would give you a building would need to know what you're doing with it first.
video;
[He growls and leans away from the camera.] Do you have a remote control?
voice;
Have you never used a computer before, or something?
[ Lucy wasn't exactly a computer aficionado, but the consoles seemed easy enough to figure out. ]
video;
[He trails off, staring at a point just above the screen, pointy forehead furrowed in thought.]
... Look, it's not a computer, okay? You can take computers apart. When I tried to take one of these things apart, it melted into this weird green goo, and let me tell you - no amount of cleaning has gotten that goo out of my clothes. That's not normal. [He sighs.] I suppose I'll make-do with one of these things in my new building, but I'll pay extra for a real computer that isn't made out of weird green goo.
no subject
no subject
[He has no money whatsoever.]
[Abruptly suspicious:] And what if I did?
no subject
[ Eye roll. Although he can't see it. ]
Video
Video
[.... Wait.
In the blink of an eye, his expression changes to one of utter horror.]
You're not suggesting I live in the caves, are you?
Video
Video
[In the most blatant case of the pot calling the kettle black ever...]