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FIRST OFF. I AM NOT DROPPING.

Second. I really hope the caps got your attention.

Third.

Sharon is going to overstep bounds.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'd like your help.

So here's the thing. She's trying to come up with a list of everyone on the turtle that the enemy may use. She's using the network to look at who said what and when, whether they can help the good guys, whether the bad guys might try to use them instead, and basically taking down as much information as possible in case it might be relevant (friends, places of work, things like that). Does your character have an alter ego that she'll know is running around but won't know is your character? Because... it would help if you could say so. Honestly. There are a lot of posts to go through.

She's basically compiling an NSA database.

SO.

It would help me enormously if you could pass along things she would know that aren't on the network (or even that are). Things you think she'd pick up from walking around (she lives in water but goes all over).

Also, if there's anything you DON'T want me to include, please let me know. I'm trying to use only information that Sharon would have access to. So obviously, she won't know who Batman or Superman are. She won't know where everyone lives. Once something goes to private, I turn my neb elsewhere. But just in case I miss something, please tell me.

I'll try to have a link up soon. Right now, I'm trying to get the html sorted out. But I hope to have something post-worthy later that I can show you guys for perusal and such.

Honest to God, I don't mean to stalk anyone's characters.

But that doesn't mean I won't do it. :(

Edit: This is what I have so far. Obviously I have a long way to go. But I've done Anne Bonny's (SORRY BUT THE NAME WAS FIRST ALPHABETICALLY) to give you some idea what it will look like. I'll keep editing as I go along.

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Oh my god. That is insane. Godspeed.

(To the tune of "Do you wanna build a snowman?")

Do you wanna do it for me
You never know it could be fun
Think of all the things you could learn
The relationships some new sick burns
Would you throw that chance awaaaaaaaaaaay?

I know we don't know each other
At least not very well
But when you get that IC stalker vibe-

Do you wanna do it for me?
Yeah you know you wanna do it for me...

Once I make AC this month, I may help you with it. It's something Ric would do as well.

I would love you forevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

You are either the best or insane (or both). Bean is attempting to do this exact thing but wouldn't share his data b/c he doesn't know Sharon (yet).

In terms of things she'd know, Miles has made a network post as Spider-Man, but it was from a cafe. So she'd definitely know there's (at least) one Spider-Man out there.

Thanks! And yeah, eventually she's going to have to track down the kiddies and stop thinking of them as, well, kiddies.

FEEL FREE TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF THIS KID

whose secret identity is the easiest in the world to decipher because he totally sucks at it oops.

I really need to work on this list, soon.

But yes. Eventually she can be in touch and be like, "Swing by my place!" And when he shows up be all, "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW WHERE'S THE COMPUTER AND HOW MUCH STORAGE DOES IT HAVE?"

kzfafnk;dk sharon it's a very long story that involves aliens

aliens on my spine

Come in to my utterly non-threatening abode and tell me all about it...

HE NEEDS AN ADULT

(WHO ISNT SHARON)

This is incredible and I wish you the best of luck.

Thanks. Just do me one thing. After I die, go on Oprah and tell the world I loved kittens.