TEST DRIVE

[ironwood]

TEST DRIVE MEME - TU SHANSHU EDITION!

Itching to try out writing a character? Then rev up your engines, grab your accounts, and slam your way into this meme! Here is a venue for you to try out whatever character there might be tickling your fancy, from fandom to OC, for as few as one and as many as MANY. Seriously, there's no limit.

How do you partake in this fantastic congregation of character testing? Why, by following these simple steps:

1. Comment with the journal of a character you want to test; put their name and canon in the subject line for added sparkles.
2. Tag around with everyone!
3. Profit like you live on a the back of a turtle!
4. Maybe even reserve so you CAN live on the back of a turtle!

But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $9,999.99, you can even use one of our handy prompts when you tag someone. You could even pick one with a Random Number Generator to help decide which prompt to go with!

1. A Chance Meeting at the Turtle's Head.
   Remember, being here causes a great sense of-- well, shall we say inner peace.
2. Haggling Over Something in the Marketplace!
   Maybe someone else saw the exact same shiny thing you did at the exact same moment! However shall this be resolved? Remember: blood is extremely hard to scrub off of turtleshell!
3. Have Met Before? Because I Could've Sworn I've Seen You In My Dreams.
   Have you wandered into the realm of Dreaming via an archway in Keeliai? Here, everything is shaped to your character's individual mind. Dreams can be shared between characters and will result in a meshing of minds. These dreams can be positive or negative, depending on your character.
4. Dramatic Chase Sequence!
   You're running away from something! It could be anything, from a rampaging kirin to a gaggle of overly enthusiastic children, or even one of the newest editions to Keeliai's menagerie, an incredibly affectionate turtle the size of a minivan! One way or another, you can't stop, and much like a katamari ball, you feel obligated to grab everyone in your path along the way to keep them out of danger! Or perhaps you're more the sort to try and knock them into it as a distraction...?
5. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
   Tu Vishan's entered colder waters and snow now abounds all over the turtle. Are you out enjoying the cold? Maybe trying on some extra warm layers of clothing? Building a snow turtle for the kids to play with? Then this option's for you!
6. WILDCARD!
   Go nuts. Suddenly your character is fighting dragons! Good God, they've found the Millennium Falcon drifting in the ocean! Do you really feel the need to polish every paving stone in the Earth Sector? Please note, Wildcard options are also what you can choose to do if you aren't yet comfortable in the Tu Shanshu setting and would prefer a more 'dear-mun' esque experience. Please specify in your post!

Comments

[nowthatsfunny]

Ah, we work together. [Well, they do! Okay, so their "work" is smuggling weapons and drugs and stuff. Woops.]

[newwatch]

[Sorry, Tess. Sarah wasn't born yesterday.]

What kind of work?

[nowthatsfunny]

Just... Well, things are different in the future. It's complicated. We kind of have to do whatever we can that'll get us paid.

[And not even in money.]

[newwatch]

[Well that sure doesn't sound shady as hell.]

Ellie said it's bad.

[But none of this brooding crap.]

Do you know what pizza is? 'cause she didn't and it's a cryin' shame.

[nowthatsfunny]

[Tess appreciates the change of subject, actually - she allows herself a little laugh.]

Yeah, I know what pizza is. I should be flattered you think I'm that young.

[newwatch]

It's always better to guess down than up when it comes to lady's age. Unless you're my age.

So you'd only be a few years older than me in my time, right?

[nowthatsfunny]

[Jesus, she's right, actually. Tess was only about eighteen when the infection first broke out.]

I guess so. I'd just graduated high school when...

[When it happened. When Sarah died. When the world fell apart, and everyone died.]

[newwatch]

[Quietly:] Yeah.

[Sarah touches her abdomen absently, right where the bullet pierced her body.]

It went real bad real fast.

[nowthatsfunny]

[Tess' face goes dark for a moment - she knows vaguely what happened to Sarah - one of the few people Joel has ever told, she thinks, though he never went into a lot of detail.]

Well, it's not bad here. There's definitely pizza, and no infected.

[newwatch]

[Sarah's grateful for the subject change. She'd been slipping back into her still-raw memories.]

I guess it can't be too bad if there's pizza.

So what do we do here?

[nowthatsfunny]

Anything you want, basically. I don't think there are any schools, not formal ones at least. [That she's aware of... Ellie doesn't go to school, anyway, but Ellie is kind of a special snowflake.]

[newwatch]

Okay, I can definitely get behind that.

Any chance they have movies and stuff like that here?

[nowthatsfunny]

Hm. You know, I don't think I've seen any movies around here, but maybe someone has some. I don't see why not.

[newwatch]

How many others are there? "Foreigners," I mean.

[nowthatsfunny]

A lot. Maybe hundreds.

[newwatch]

I guess that means this isn't the afterlife-- not enough people.

[She's not sure if that's good or bad.]

[nowthatsfunny]

[Wow, that sucks. Tess was hoping she didn't know about - well, that.

But - she can understand, too. Since she's basically in the same situation.]

No, I don't think everyone brought here is dead. ...Some of us are. Don't ask me how it works. I got no clue.

[newwatch]

[It's the way Tess says 'us'...]

Are you?

[nowthatsfunny]

Yeah, kid. [No point beating around the bush.]

Yeah, I am.

[newwatch]

[Most people would say 'I'm sorry.' Sarah isn't most people.]

Sucks, doesn't it?

[nowthatsfunny]

Dying sucked. Being dead... is kind of okay so far.

[Tess shrugs. This is way better than anything she'd been expecting, and a hell of a lot better than what she left behind, for the most part.]

[newwatch]

[Sarah's hand goes to her stomach again.]

Yeah.

[Her expression goes vague, distant.]

[nowthatsfunny]

Hey.

[Impulsively, Tess reaches for her hand - okay, maybe she feels a certain amount of kinship with the girl.]

There's a place around the corner that's got great burgers. You hungry?

[newwatch]

[It's the physical contact that snaps Sarah out of it. She blinks, looking straight up at Tess.

She's not hungry at all. But it feels like one of those times where you should say yes anyway.]

Sure.

[nowthatsfunny]

[That's Tess, though - she's a kid, she probably needs to eat, right? Time to feed her!

It'll hopefully be some kind of distraction, though.]

C'mon. You know, I'm sure your dad will show up sooner or later.