Fresh off the carriage.

[insertdadjoke]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS! My name is DJ! I am a magnificent person you should all be friends with who is not at all a loser who brought in Jacob Kane (Cain), who is even more of a loser. Cain is the oldest man alive in his universe at nearly 2800 years old. He can see when people are going to die! He's the original Romulus! He founded Rome! He is sometimes a complete idiot, especially when it comes to his ghost of a twin brother! HIS FACE IS MATT BOMER!

Look on in shock and awe as he... acts like a regular guy. What, we can't all be super awesome special people of the highest order. Age makes you a bit tired, okay.

ANYWAY HI FRIEND ME ON biomagnet AND THEN MAYBE I CAN MAKE A POST SOMEWHERE

be my friend please hi i love you all and have run out of things to say