+1 goblin assassin

[rakash]

Greetings, people of earth and/or space! My name is ed and I'm a newbie bringing you Styx, narrator and co-protagonist of the rpg Of Orcs and Men.

Styx is a goblin, an assassin/mage and a total cantankerous old man who is a century too old to be havin' this shit today. His interests include profanity, humorous banter, sarcasm, strategic cowardice, alcohol, occasional perverted jokes and absolutely NOT having real feelings of any kind no sir get out. His home setting is a violent, dirty Dark Ages take on the fantasy genre with orcs (and Styx) as the somewhat dubiously heroic heroes about to have to go to war with basically everyone else on the planet. Good times.

He'll be living in EA-1B. Also, he currently only speaks French and will therefore not be able to read most text messages for a while. :I

Feel free to blame the players of Ixis Naugus and Stiles for my existence. I take responsibility for nothing. NOTHING, I SAID.

~(._.)~

slow-atus

[parallels]

Hey turtle friends,

I said this on plurk, but basically my newish computer crashed and now won't boot up and it looks like a harddrive failure. So tomorrow into the store it goes.

I have an older computer but it's on its last legs so I don't know how long it will last. It's also has a broken screen so it's a little annoying to look at for long.

So slow-atus for not sure how long. This effects Clara here and Lydia (detectus)

EDIT: With Katsucon looming, I am officially saying this slow-atus lasts until Feb 17th.