medieval fun times

[rosehasthorns]

Hi turtle! I'm Maggie, bringing in my third character. Loras Tyrell from A Song of Everyone You Love Dies  A Song of Ice and Fire. He's a knight whose talents include killing things with a sword, knocking people off their horses with a stick, being stupidly pretty and charming women even though he doesn't actually care about women at all. He's also 17 and makes dumb life choices because....he's 17. He will understand exactly nothing because even the turtle is more advanced than the place he's from.

As a note, I know there are a few people reading through the books! He's from fairly late in the series so if you would like me to try to avoid spoilers, just let me know and I will do my best.

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Comments

[loveandloyalty]

who are you

[rosehasthorns]

idk probably no one important

[loveandloyalty]

/waggles eyebrows

[rosehasthorns]

well that lasted five seconds

[loveandloyalty]

he's bad at subtlety

[rosehasthorns]

so is Loras people are going to figure this out so easily oh my god

[loveandloyalty]

I'm taking bets on how long it takes tbqh

[rosehasthorns]

I give it a month

[andaway]

also throws peaches at idk :U

[rosehasthorns]

wow excuse you he gets enough of that shit from Renly

[virginprice]

Together they can found the dead older boyfriends club. Except that Loras has his on Tu Vishan. Not that Alcuin will be jealous, oh no, not at all. Ahahaha. At least he's prettier.

Anyway yes I will be throwing Alcuin at him!

[rosehasthorns]

I find it hilarious that this is apparently a common problem Can't they just agree that they're both pretty?

[virginprice]

Well to be fair, Alcuin died only a little while after his boyfriend BUT YOU KNOW. Yes, they're both pretty. Alcuin just has angel blood helping him out.

At least Alcuin is nice enough to get over his jealousy fairly quickly. He needs medieval bros after all!

[rosehasthorns]

Loras would argue that he was lucky Not out loud but you know. Because living sucks after someone you loved a lot has died

Yes, good. Medieval people have to stick together.

[virginprice]

Alcuin would probably agree because he wouldn't want to live after Delaunay was dead but Delaunay isn't here and Renly iiiiis.

YEP. Alcuin can teach them how to... use tea kettles, mostly. He still doesn't cook so the stove is still a mystery to him.

[rosehasthorns]

Lol oh god Loras is a spoiled highborn baby how does he anything.

[virginprice]

LOL Alcuin has that problem too. DINING OUT FOREVER.

[bindsthedead]

Hello fellow swordwielding teenager!

[rosehasthorns]

Hello! 8D

[chiot]

Anything up until the TV series is good for me! Still reading the books though ;_;

[rosehasthorns]

I will be super careful with what he mentions then!

[lostundercover]

Hey! Kate here (Costigan, Hayley Stark, Johnny Storm). I'm in the middle of reading book 3 and don't watch the show until I read, so please try to avoid spoilers for me! I may not tag him much just to be safe, but I'll try to read faster.

What's his canon point? C:

[rosehasthorns]

If you want to tag him I'll be extra careful not to have him say anything spoilery!

His canon point is late in book 4.

[faceofthe4]

Awesome. Thanks a ton! I really appreciate that.

And very cool. It will probably take me awhile, but I'll try, haha.

[rosehasthorns]

Haha, don't feel like you have to hurry on my account. Exactly where are you in book 3, just so I know how much to avoid?

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

[everylittlegirl]

Uhhhhhh.. I lost access to it for awhile and literally just got it again yesterday, so am kind of blurry on exact recent events. Dany's meeting the unsullied (I know she frees them), Cersei suggested Tyrion and Sansa be engaged to avoid Sansa fleeing with the Tyrells (it was the Tyrells right? rofl /worst memory).. around there?

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

[rosehasthorns]

Yes, it was the Tyrells! Okay, I'll avoid everything from that point forward don't worry.

Re: SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

[everylittlegirl]

Thank you so so so much! That's very considerate of you. <3