oh my god i'm so sorry in advance.

[jacketswag]

hi turtlepeeps!! i'm nervous anne and i am bringing in . . . guy gardner. to wreck your shit. as he do.

for those who don't know him he is kind of a bag of dicks who doesn't take trifle with fools and also is a space cop with a fancy green ring. more info is at his app here; his permissions is heeeeeeere. also also, i am a child in swaddling clothes in the dc universe, so if i get timelines or anything wonky feel free to ping me at my catch-all hmd and canon screw-ups post here. i am also available for pps at trustmeimthe, though i am not adding people much these days because my plurk is too huge sob.

that said, i am crazy crazy crazy excited to be playing here finally. I HAVE BEEN PEERING IN YOUR WINDOWS FOR SO LONG. /gathers you all up in a superhug ♥

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[jacketswag]

/SCREAM BEST YOU

also omfg omfg i was a marvel baby first and i am NOT SUPER FAMILIAR WITH NAMORITA but i know of her and am thus very very very excited /o/

[littlecousin]

Are you the one on whose behalf Zee asked for Guy reading recs? 'Cause I was all over that plurk.

Yesssss all the Marvel. I love GL, but Marvel is home. And really, I'm not kidding when I say she's Arisia, right down to the questionable crush on her older authority/brother figure (who didn't sleep with her, Hal.)

[jacketswag]

yes that was me ;o; crawling all over zee's gl plurks for always

ugh same also - namorita. namorita stahp. (hal, you stahp too B[)

[littlecousin]

She's over it because someone at Marvel noticed how goddamn creepy it would be for an adult to be into a 14 year old and so Namor was like "you're a cute kid, go back to high school and crush on people your own age."

Instead she dates people like 90s Rich Rider (Marvel so desperately wants a GL franchise of its own...) and Johnny Storm. Guy's a little too relentlessly douchey to be her type, though. She requires the heart of gold be buried under less asshole than that. :P

[jacketswag]

good, thank you marvel, i'm sure it only took them like a decade to realize that. and..... i can't really blame her honestly, because guy.