oh my god i'm so sorry in advance.

[jacketswag]

hi turtlepeeps!! i'm nervous anne and i am bringing in . . . guy gardner. to wreck your shit. as he do.

for those who don't know him he is kind of a bag of dicks who doesn't take trifle with fools and also is a space cop with a fancy green ring. more info is at his app here; his permissions is heeeeeeere. also also, i am a child in swaddling clothes in the dc universe, so if i get timelines or anything wonky feel free to ping me at my catch-all hmd and canon screw-ups post here. i am also available for pps at trustmeimthe, though i am not adding people much these days because my plurk is too huge sob.

that said, i am crazy crazy crazy excited to be playing here finally. I HAVE BEEN PEERING IN YOUR WINDOWS FOR SO LONG. /gathers you all up in a superhug ♥

Comments

[jacketswag]

don't act like you're not thrilled sonarn.... i can't spell but i'm leaving that typo there soranik.

THRIZZLED EVEN.

[onefouroneseven]

she's overwhelmed with joy

DRIPPING WITH SHEER RELIEF OF SEEING HIM AGAIN

[jacketswag]

he knows he brightens your life

you're welcome

[onefouroneseven]

if he ever needs medical treatment she's creating the largest needle possible

[cowled]

Bruce will fund it, providing it can be seen from space.

[jacketswag]

bruce why are you so obsessed with him!! you need to talk to somebody about this problem.

[cowled]

oh my god shut up guy.

[jacketswag]

n


ope

[cowled]

you are out of the fucking treeclub

[cowled]

TREEHOUSE

WHATEVER

[jacketswag]

hahahaha you can't evict him if you can't even say it come on bats

[cowled]

you gon git punched, boy. HE CAN STILL LAY YOU OUT WITH ONE SHOT DON'T THINK HE CAN'T.

[jacketswag]

[onefouroneseven]

batlantern problems temporarily set aside to deal with guy gardner

excellent

[cowled]

it's a very tenuous partnership.

founded for a common cause

unite against guy gardner, save the world.

it's a thing.

[onefouroneseven]

you mean you don't enjoy him mooning you, bruce?

who would have guessed

[cowled]

Let's just say he's no Superman.

[jacketswag]

hot





wait no that's not hot at all is it

[onefouroneseven]

GUY GARDNER

[jacketswag]

oh yes this will go very well /rubs hands together

[onefouroneseven]

i am super excited about it yesssssssssssssss