tushanshu_ooc | Plot: WHO WANTS TO PUNCH A GOD

Because I have a god who is going to need some punching. Only plz don't be punching too hard, it's still Sion's face and he would like to get it back.

Which is really the entire thing, right there. Ooops.

Valdis will be accidentally waking up Asruld Roland, aka the source of all of Sion's problems, sometime on November First - her power will set him into thinking that there's an enemy of his world here, he's going to try to kill her, it won't work and Valdis will be losing her memory for the month. (Sorry Valdis)

On the other hand, once Asruld gets control of Sion's body... Sion can't get it back on his own. Asruld is severely weakened, and technically really really pathetic in terms of "gods" (because this isn't his world and he doesn't have believers) but he will still.. try to go about killing people, because that's what he does.

SO I NEED VOLUNTEERS

- Who wants to punch a crazy god (subdue Asruld Roland, set Sion back in the driver's seat of the body)
- Who wants to get attacked by the god (minor physical injuries, massive amounts of pain, unless you actually get up to his hands, in which case there is a much higher chance of major physical injuries)

Note that they aren't completely separate categories, Asruld will attack people attacking him, so you can be trying to subdue him and still get hurt.

For more specifics!
- It will be visibly obvious that something is wrong with Sion. Not only will he be kinda stuck with a vacant expression, his skin will be radiating golden light.
- Asruld summons black swords (they.. actually look like they're black-blood smoke formed into Sword shape, so its creepy-) to fight. He controls these with will - they will float around and slice and stab as he sees fit. Because he's really weak, these Swords won't.. actually do more than cut enough to draw blood, regardless of where they hit. You can take a Sword to the heart, and you'll end up with a thin cut! But also massive amounts of pain, more than actually getting stabbed by a real sword will give. (.. but you probably could still lose an eye, if you really want to...)
- Ridiculously high pain tolerance. You will have to break bones for him to react to anything. (and, obviously, breaking his arms won't prevent him from using Sword, because.. he doesn't hold onto them)
- He probably can lift most characters by the neck, struggling or not. Sion isn't considered strong for his canon, and he does this with a man half a head taller, and much fatter than him. So getting in touching distance is not safe.
- Asruld will target people with dark hair and eyes over others, if that makes volunteering any easier.

Ideas for subduing - these aren't the only things that would work, but ones that I am pretty sure would, with my limited knowledge of.. what everyone else can do-
- MURDER. Whether anyone realizes this icly or not, Asruld is bound in Sion's body and has to play by mortal body rules. Sion will be in control when he comes back. (I am completely okay with this-)
- RESURRECTION or something similar. Raine's Resurrection spell resets the body's magic/mana/life force to how it ought to be, and Sion will come back to control. Anything like this is also an option!
- KO / SLEEP. This one is risky, put possible. It would work because it "shuts the body down" and would result in Sion being able to fight Asruld for the controls. (On the other hand, Paralysis / petrify like things won't work. This will just prevent him from walking anywhere and flinging Sword at new people)
- PSYCHIC THINGS?? Risky, for obvious reason called "this is an insane war god you are trying to fight", and the slightly less clear reason of "Sion's mental state can't be that great either"

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE POWERS THAT COULD DO SOMETHING TO HELP, I am all for hearing them.

but yes. Do you want to punch a god?

screaming quietly am I doing this right-

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Valdis would love to punch a god, however, she's going to have a different problem on her hands...later though, when she regains her memory, she might slap Sion XD.

Sion accepts this slap-

He didn't realize Asruld could do this.

She forgives him then...later...after the slap, maybe...

watch as Sion awkwardly avoids memoryless Valdis

awkwardly avoids Valdis when she gets back with a bright... yellow handprint on his face, it wasn't that the god was active that made his blood golden oops

I doubt she'd slap him hard enough for it to bruise...

Oh, well, that's better than he was expecting-

It's the principle of the thing...but she sympathizes with him because she has a monster inside her too.

That's a good point

Just don't ask how this monster got there, it is a bad question.

Ditto...except...she doesn't actually know how she got her monster...

I am in favor of both punching and being punched!

Don't mind Asruld calling him a demon, then probably getting confused and pissed that he's not his demon and

that is probably why punched is a thing

and obviously punching is because the hell dude that's creepy

Yes, perfect.

Gene also can try and fix him with magic? He has a magic mind control ring, but he probably wouldn't use it without prompting (or unless he was about to die).

... What sort of mind control? /rolls to look at your app-

This one!

:|a

I have no idea how well that would work- XD;; mortal body, mortal rules, but god willpower, even if he is crazy.

~~probably go look up d&d gods and see if there's one who is close enough to Asruld that I can bs a will check~~

Fair enough! Like I said, he probably wouldn't use it because he's going legit, and messing with someone's free will is a no-no.

So, punching still okay then? :V

Punching is still great!

So far, I think until other people begin doing things... Asruld will probably focus on Gene most. I am sorry.

EXCELLENT.

Toph is agreeable to punching. (I suspect she'll take some collateral damage in the process.)

Lapis would not be good to offer unless no one else does and you want his air cut off for knocking him out. ^^;

/thumbs up. Yeah I.. don't know if Sword makes much "moving through the air" noise, given their.. weird nature, and Asruld moving won't be an indication of where the Swords is going... so yeah probably collateral damage.

Totally okay with it on my end! There's a bunch of options, and ways it can go-

Honestly, it'll be fine. Toph learned how to fight blind from a few teachers after she was deprived of her seismic sense shortly after arrival. Plus her metalbending sense is now a lot stronger, so. I think it's good.

Okay. XD; Well, if you need the almost-drowning, let me know.

The problem is that Sword isn't made of metal. They appear to be black smoke, except the black is also blood looking. creepy god magic, i guess is another way to put it.

The idea of Sion getting his body back, and waking up, and being like "... why am i soaked???" is really funny to me. so will do!

Hm. May be a bit more collateral damage, then. Given her training, though, I think she'll still manage for a bit.

And okay. XD; (Though he'd probably have to get some water pulled out of his lungs first.)

I dunno about punching, but dove will gladly shut him down. She has no fear of gods.

You have the squishy wizard on offer for Resurrection, which can probably help get Sion back to normal. ... Probably. Also light magic. But wow, she needs a melee meatshield. :P

You can has a Toph, if it comes to that option! I'd be glad to team up.

Cool beans. Sounds like it could work. :)

I'm volunteering this booger for some mutual punching. He's super good at punching things with his weird ass blood magic so this should be fun!

Yet another person who will probably make Sion be like "no, I am kinda pathetic when it comes to fighting" /read the abilities-

/o/ weird blood magic everywhere in this fight!

Eh, I personally tone Klaus's powers down a bit since B3 is comedy and most of his shounen OP crap is played for laughs so RP wise the match will be a little more even (after all, a weak god is still a god and Klaus is mortal)

blood magic everywhere and wonderful pandemonium \o/

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