Honestly, I laughed at the crowbar line because I'm a horrible person. SHE CAN'T HELP IT. BEING STUPID AND RECKLESS IS CONTAGIOUS, IT SEEMS.

Also, Uncle status is acceptable. It would probably be a little too weird to think of him as a father figure if when (lbr) she finds out Dick = Robin, anyway.

AND NO WORRIES ABOUT THE MINDCRUSHING that's her Martian brosis, not her. Sob.