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[mistyoldworld]

Hello you glorious buttfaces it is five AM and I am Pen and I will be reprising my short-lived role as a tiny white-haired fairy child from Ireland who can turn into a wolf and barely understands what ink is because she lives in the goddamn ninth century this little Tuatha de Dannan lives all by herself in the woods cause her family all got eaten by a giant snake even though there's no snakes in Ireland and she also helped this one kid to illuminate one of the greatest Bibles on Earth because she's just that badass also she's adorable and can turn cats into mist just don't come near her with iron or she'll be sad fuck yeah

it's five AM did i mention that part

Comments

[demon_brat]

... does she want a protectoooor?

[shifu_sifu]

GREETINGS, VOICE FROM THE FIVE AM!

For the record, this intro made TOTAL sense. Ignore the icon choice.

[littlecousin]

Hello, tiny child.

[stickshift]

this is the most glorious run-on sentence in all the land

[flawedgoods]

She sounds adorable and this should be fun :D! Hello what-are-modern-conveniences-friend?