itwasherfault: (also mad)
Chloé Bourgeois ([personal profile] itwasherfault) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_ooc 2017-04-14 11:33 pm (UTC)

Chloé Bourgeois | Miraculous

[ Haggling ]

Are you, fricken, crazy? This is a Louie Vuitton, you don't sell something like this for a handful of Chuck-e-Cheese tokens.

[ She clutches her purse to her chest as if it's a child. ]

In fact, I should charge you just for seeing it.


[ Cops and Robbers (Sort of) ]

Hey! HEY YOU! You're a knock off police officer or whatever passes for authority around here, right? I need you to arrest this lizard thing, RIGHT NOW.

[ She gestures to a Kedan who looks to be an equal mix of enraged, perplexed and despairing. ]

He assaulted me!


[ This isn't what I ordered ]

Excuse me. [ Other people in line? What other people in line? ]

I ordered a salmon not whatever... THIS is!

[ She slams the plate onto the counter so hard that the purple sea prune splatters onto the face of the attendant. ]

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