- hiding under a bed or in a locker because SOMEONE IS COMING TO KILL HIM! - running away from SOMEONE COMING TO KILL HIM! - FINDING A HEADLESS CORPSE SWINGING AND THEN A GUY IMPALED ON A SPIKE AAAAA - oh. the so-called priest has crucified himself and has asked his followers to set him on fire because he thinks he's jesus. that's.......normal - do NOT stab me in the neck with sedatives i will kung-fu your fuckhng assssszzzzzzz /flops - getting punched out by Trager just before (decidedly non-)elective finger-removal surgery - watching Trager's gory death - being chased by Head-B-Gone Chris Walker and seeing him rip off a Variant's head - Walrider shit - NAZI-ASS BULLSHIT - the Dick Twins talking very calmly about killing and eating him while holding machetes. also they are naked. as jaybirds. hence the moniker. - running his ass off as he tries to outrun the walrider to kill its host. miles the unrepentant murderer - getting tossed around by the walrider like an orca playing with a baby seal
or, for a change, some actual non-horrifying things like his pre-canon reporting on corporate corruption or some nice memories of his friends and family and shit. but where's the fun in that? :V
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- hiding under a bed or in a locker because SOMEONE IS COMING TO KILL HIM!
- running away from SOMEONE COMING TO KILL HIM!
- FINDING A HEADLESS CORPSE SWINGING AND THEN A GUY IMPALED ON A SPIKE AAAAA
- oh. the so-called priest has crucified himself and has asked his followers to set him on fire because he thinks he's jesus. that's.......normal
- do NOT stab me in the neck with sedatives i will kung-fu your fuckhng assssszzzzzzz /flops
- getting punched out by Trager just before (decidedly non-)elective finger-removal surgery
- watching Trager's gory death
- being chased by
Head-B-GoneChris Walker and seeing him rip off a Variant's head- Walrider shit
- NAZI-ASS BULLSHIT
- the Dick Twins talking very calmly about killing and eating him while holding machetes. also they are naked. as jaybirds. hence the moniker.
- running his ass off as he tries to outrun the walrider to kill its host. miles the unrepentant murderer
- getting tossed around by the walrider like an orca playing with a baby seal
or, for a change, some actual non-horrifying things like his pre-canon reporting on corporate corruption or some nice memories of his friends and family and shit. but where's the fun in that? :V