Shame housing isn't free here. It's not as if we asked to come here.

[For a while there John almost forgot what it was like to worry about how they were going to pay rent and food. There were more important things to focus on, like how to not end up murdered every week. But the two bedroom is absolutely not going to work. John's used to living on top of others but even this is a bit ridiculous for him.]

I imagine there's something big enough for the five of us. [He gets himself a cup of tea, waiting for it to cool before daring to take a sip.] Still don't quite understand how you ended up sharing a flat with three other people.