"Well, alley-lurking muggers would probably be easier to find than a group willing to steal art."

Then Marie pauses and raises an eyebrow. "You say priceless and ugly. Only some of it is ugly, you know?" Then she makes a slightly amused sound that is almost a snort but not quite. "Also, wearing a nice suit over another suit?"

The woman is about to go and start on a ramble when she pauses again.

"Wait, you said small-time crooks... I guess an art heist wouldn't be so small, would it? But it would be more exciting."