"I'll let you in on a secret, Connal - if a lady decides to walk around topless and then tells you its okay to look at her tits, you can probably safely steal a few glances without Troy getting sieged by a thousand ships," she explained.

"Here," she said, reaching behind her head and pulling her hair forward over her shoulders. It tastefully covered her chest with strands of blonde. "How is that? Do you have enough blood to work your brain now?"