[ if it was less painful, he wouldn't mind as much either. But getting mauled to death is painful and therefore not something he wants to go through. ]

Vouch for my honesty! Preferably my honesty on the night between Tuesday and Wednesday night last week, around eleven p.m. until one a.m.. Don't you remember me? We shared a couple drinks that night.

[ come on, strange red man, believe him. ]