[Inwardly he curls up into a little Marco ball of moe and wibbles.]
[He could be taller too if his growth wasn't stunted by his devil fruit's insistence on keeping him short and tiny like a bird!]
[HEIGHT'S NOT EVERYTHING!]
[Sparkles are totally better uwu.]
[He would go cry on Thatch about how people used to ask for HIS autograph not talk about Jinbei and Namur and mope dramatically with flair about it...]
[But then he'd also have to punch Thatch for being too tall.]
2/2 INWARDLY
[He could be taller too if his growth wasn't stunted by his devil fruit's insistence on keeping him short and tiny like a bird!]
[HEIGHT'S NOT EVERYTHING!]
[Sparkles are totally better uwu.]
[He would go cry on Thatch about how people used to ask for HIS autograph not talk about Jinbei and Namur and mope dramatically with flair about it...]
[But then he'd also have to punch Thatch for being too tall.]
[He might do that anyway. Just because.]