Went to some bakeries instead. I know at least one of them tried to scam me with some day old muffins because they thought I had no clue what I was talking about.

[As he should be, really. This is really why they're not dating. Communication skills aren't really on the top of their list of abilities here.]

They should, but you're funny thinking anything's gonna get done. You know how people are about guys like me.