They would think I'm an adorable rascal and pat my incredibly fluffy ears.

[It had gotten him out of trouble in the past - to most he looked a lot younger than he was, and if Ran was here, they could play up the starving brothers act. Alas, Ran wasn't here, and his attire was a little too nouveau riche for that act.]

Anyroad, you'll probably want to let me go. I get gassy when I'm nervous.