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ɪʀᴏɴᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴇsʜᴀɪ ([personal profile] ironwood) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_ooc2016-01-17 10:17 pm
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Test Drive Meme | #35


TEST DRIVE MEME - TU SHANSHU EDITION!
Itching to try out writing a character? Then rev up your engines, grab your accounts, and slam your way into this meme! Here is a venue for you to try out whatever character there might be tickling your fancy, from fandom to OC, for as few as one and as many as MANY. Seriously, there's no limit.

How do you partake in this fantastic congregation of character testing? Why, by following these simple steps:

→ Comment with the journal of a character you want to test; put their name and canon in the subject line for added sparkles.
→ Tag around with everyone!
→ Profit like you live on a the back of a turtle!
→ Maybe even RESERVE so you CAN live on the back of a turtle!

But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $9,999.99, you can even use one of our handy prompts when you tag someone. You could even pick one with a Random Number Generator to help decide which prompt to go with!
  1. Haggling Over Something in the Marketplace!
    Maybe someone else saw the exact same shiny thing you did at the exact same moment! However shall this be resolved? Remember: blood is extremely hard to scrub off of turtle shell!

  2. Dramatic Chase Sequence!
    You're running away from something! It could be anything, from a rampaging kirin to a gaggle of overly enthusiastic children! One way or another, you can't stop, and much like a katamari ball, you feel obligated to grab everyone in your path along the way to keep them out of danger! Or perhaps you're more the sort to try and knock them into it as a distraction...?

  3. Where There's A Will, There's A...?
    The Life and Dreaming Planes have been merged, and sometimes what starts out as wishful thinking becomes lured into reality. That slick new motorcycle or pile of kingly treasure you were just daydreaming about? Surprise! It's just appeared in front of you. Though, it may only stay for a short while before it disappears again, so make it count. Hopefully you're not the type to daydream about terrible things befalling people you don't like...

  4. SECRET UNDERCOVER MODE ACTIVATE!
    The three major kedan families all have their own agendas, and you've chosen to entangle yourselves with one (or more!) of them. Are you hoping to shift the balance of power? Gain some favours? Perhaps you're on a mission to bring a criminal to justice, or maybe you just want to get the cream of the crop from the black market. Maybe you haven't been hired by them at all, but are using their name for your own goals... as long as no one discovers the lie!

  5. Wait... you want my what now?!
    The kedan are a curious folk, and the Foreigners are entertainment in conveniently arriving packages, especially when they come along with unique items that the kedan might not have seen before. Maybe it's your cellphone... or maybe it's your knickers! How badly do you want to keep your stuff from some overeager native shapeshifters who want to buy, bribe, or burglarize it right off your person?

  6. Sea prunes, get your sea prunes right here!
    Life in Keeliai can take a little getting used to: the chickens have scales, the cows have feathers, and the fruits come in more colour and pattern combinations than your average tye-dye shirt. Not to mention that meal you just ordered from the food vendor? Has arrived on the plate, and you're pretty sure you just saw it move.

  7. Everybody needs a little darkness...
    The Great Enemy may have been defeated over two years ago, and people are even willing to speak Malicant's name aloud now, but there remains a taint in the city never fully purged. Those who consider Malicant a dark god whose end was unjust are the cultists of Keeliai, and they aren't always so easy to identify as one might think. Sometimes their presence is felt in the growing urge to give into one's darker instincts, especially in such a foreign place...

  8. Illicit substances, anyone?
    Every city has its vices, and Keeliai is no different. Perhaps you actively sought it out, or perhaps an opportunistic dealer saw you as a potential customer needing a free sample, but you're now in possession of a packet of Lucid, an emotion-enhancing drug. Interested in finding out what happens when you crush that colourful crystal and ingest it?

  9. Incoming!
    Tu Vishan's latest landfall stop has brought an unwelcome problem to its residents: enormous, toothy creatures who look more like pterosaurs than most people are comfortable with! With a twenty-foot wingspan, these aren't exactly harmless local wildlife, and they have a nasty habit of swooping down on targets both Foreigner and kedan! How are you going to fend them off, or help someone who might have been injured by the latest dive bombing??

  10. WILDCARD!
    Go nuts. Suddenly your character is fighting dragons! Good God, they've found the Millennium Falcon drifting in the ocean! Do you really feel the need to polish every paving stone in the Earth Sector? Anything goes!
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...I heard something about a...Welcome Center...?
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's only polite, jackass.
irishthor: (don'tfuckwithme)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Shay Cormac is Not Impressed.]

I'm a Foreigner. I'm from Earth. I didn't realise that me not knowing what these things were meant I'm deprived.
noblefive: (sitting)

[personal profile] noblefive 2016-02-08 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Says the paragon of manners.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
You are sadly deprived if you're from Earth and you don't know what Oreos are.

Like...goddamn. I bet you don't know about pizza, either.
irishthor: (don'tfuckwithme)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
No. And I personally don't see how that matters.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I guess you don't give a shit about manners either.
noblefive: (armouredsurprise)

[personal profile] noblefive 2016-02-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
My identity is need-to-know. And you? Don't need to know.

...But you can call me Noble Five.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Seriously, dude? That's pretentious as fuck.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
It means you're missing out on the finer things in life, my good man. You're missing out on the finer things.
noblefive: (armourstare)

[personal profile] noblefive 2016-02-08 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You want me to stop being "pretentious"? Show me some security clearance.
irishthor: (wossat)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that. My life is fine enough without those things.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I seriously fucking doubt that.
irishthor: (uknowhaturdealinwith)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, yeah, that's true, but... shut up.]

Well, it seems we're from two seperate times.

And I don't understand what intercourse has to do with your doubts.
fuckingorange: (Fuck off // chatvert)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Um...oh! Yeah. Security clearance. Right. It's right in here... [he says, reaching into an armor pocket, and when he brings his hand back up into camera range...

...he's flipping this Noble Five douchebag off.

Really should have expected that.]
noblefive: (armouredsurprise)

[personal profile] noblefive 2016-02-08 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I am, of course, being entirely serious. [Because he is. This guy's attitude is just amusing.] You don't just go around asking a SPARTAN-II what his name is.
fuckingorange: (Default)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Grif is a little taken aback. And then he starts laughing a little.]

Ha, haha, hahahaha, heeheeheehehehehe... [and he's gone into full Geoff Ramsey Laugh Mode.] Do you honestly...do you...I mean really...do you think I...oh my God.

Are you from like some weird Star Trek culture that takes everything literally or something?
irishthor: (scowl)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[You're swiftly making it to the top of Shay's list of people who don't deserve intact necks, Grif.]

No. I'm from 1760. Language changes.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. You assholes think you run the whole fucking war.
fuckingorange: (Fuck off // chatvert)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, yeah, get in line behind Sarge, Shay.]

Holy shit. Like Shakespeare times?
noblefive: (sitting)

[personal profile] noblefive 2016-02-08 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, but you seem stubborn enough to believe that.
irishthor: (wossat)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, William Shakespeare was about a century before.

[He may not have had a classical education, but the Assassins at least taught him some things.]
fuckingorange: (Fuck off // chatvert)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, uh, news flash, war's over, war's been over, and I've been up to my balls in Freelancers and bullshit and I have seen literally exactly zero of you guys around since the war ended.

So. My judgment stands: you guys are dicks.
fuckingorange: (Badass space marine // dragonchan)

[personal profile] fuckingorange 2016-02-08 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Man...you get like a thousand years into the future past that and a century here and there is just kinda like chump change.
irishthor: (wait just a potato-pickin' minute)

[personal profile] irishthor 2016-02-08 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
P'rhaps from your perspective.

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