"Old," he says when he can finally speak again. Jake is five years his senior, and he's never going to let that rest. (Except when it doesn't benefit him to bring it up.) "Yeah, I can walk." And now that he's said that, he's going to walk on that ankle if it kills him.
"And incorrect. I ended up a guest of our gracious hosts for reasons unrelated. Speaking of which..." He glances around. "Do you have the faintest clue where in fuck-all we are? Because this, this does not look like Chechnya."
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"Old," he says when he can finally speak again. Jake is five years his senior, and he's never going to let that rest. (Except when it doesn't benefit him to bring it up.) "Yeah, I can walk." And now that he's said that, he's going to walk on that ankle if it kills him.
"And incorrect. I ended up a guest of our gracious hosts for reasons unrelated. Speaking of which..." He glances around. "Do you have the faintest clue where in fuck-all we are? Because this, this does not look like Chechnya."