Of course I've used a computer before. I'm not a neanderthal. This isn't a computer. This is a...
[He trails off, staring at a point just above the screen, pointy forehead furrowed in thought.]
... Look, it's not a computer, okay? You can take computers apart. When I tried to take one of these things apart, it melted into this weird green goo, and let me tell you - no amount of cleaning has gotten that goo out of my clothes. That's not normal. [He sighs.] I suppose I'll make-do with one of these things in my new building, but I'll pay extra for a real computer that isn't made out of weird green goo.
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[He trails off, staring at a point just above the screen, pointy forehead furrowed in thought.]
... Look, it's not a computer, okay? You can take computers apart. When I tried to take one of these things apart, it melted into this weird green goo, and let me tell you - no amount of cleaning has gotten that goo out of my clothes. That's not normal. [He sighs.] I suppose I'll make-do with one of these things in my new building, but I'll pay extra for a real computer that isn't made out of weird green goo.