"I'd ask Alec, but he's not here right now, and these days I think he knows more about wrenches than wenches, anyway." It'd be fair to say it's an even split, really.

"Maybe wenchiness is something gained once one reaches a certain level of endowment. Maybe that's like a special card you get once you hit a certain bra size. Like, congrats, you're a sextuple-D, please enjoy this Certificate of Wenchiness and a complimentary bustier."