You can do that? [Have another stunning view of his pointy forehead as he goes about trying each dial again. There's a myriad of interesting effects across the screen for the next few minutes, like static and colour changes and at one point even closed captioning.] Fine. In that case, I'm living in it. Why are you so curious? Are you the empty building police? I know my rights, you know. I know harrassment when I see it.

[He growls and leans away from the camera.] Do you have a remote control?