"Okay, so, barely."

[And now this is your dad, or a version of him, being a sore loser over said trivial thing.]

"Well, unless you count how long I was here. Then we're totally the same age. I think. I'm not even sure if people age while they're here, and I don't think anyone's been around long enough to find out. Might be worth asking Zee though, if she's still around."