"No, I'd be putting my hands over my ears and shouting 'la la la' until you finished the sentence. And may still do so in the future."

[Which is, clearly, the most mature course of action.]

"Actually she kind of saved the last dance...anyway, we're not even dating. We're just friends. Like, the completely platonic kind of friends. She even tried hooking me up with Gwen!"

[Which is probably more awkward for one of them to hear than it is for the other to know, but whatever. She gave him a mental panic first!]