"And yet, you're talking to a guy you just met who spends his time jumping around on rooftops in brightly-colored tights."

[Granted, so was he...well, sorta, if the whole gendered bit got reversed. But that was pretty much the most normal thing that happened in his life.]

"I get we're supposed to be oddly cryptic when it comes to swapping identities, but I get the feeling one of us is more familiar with the other. And since you are so not Flash Thompson, I'm pretty sure I can rule out 'obsessive fan.' Kinda the only one I've picked up so far."