[Okay seriously, what is up with child Parker's having to fight that psychopath Osborn? At least his version never had to fight him until college, after he had a few years under his belt.

Not that it did Gwen Stacy any good.] Bianca won't check under your mask. She's apparently used to your kind of idiot where she's from. Unless your costume's a one piece, need I remind you you can just take off your damn shirt?

[...Hang on a second.]

Did you say Osborn had a hundred cronies?! [Did he take over New York first?]