"Yeah, that sounds about right. Granted, I'm crushed the Jolly One replaced me so easily, but at least it doesn't sound too different..."

[which is good, since now he had a better idea of what was going on, and had better questions he could ask. Especially now that he was pretty sure this particular Spidey came from further down the timeline, regardless of what universe. His JJ didn't have grandkids yet.]

"I'll be fine, really."

[probably]

"So, weird question time: Are you from one of the universes where I'm dead, or did the snazzy tights passed on by yours truly?"