+1 I'M NOT EVEN SORRY

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Hi! Dash here (Amon from Legend of Korra) with the total opposite of a crazy terrorist - a giant robot! I'm bringing in Optimus Prime (sorry, Orion Pax) from the IDW continuity of Transformers. My AIM is empurata and my plurk is immolates

Forgo any notions you have of Optimus Prime as a bastion of endless wisdom and patience, messiah to the Autobot cause - it is not this guy. It really, really is not this guy. This is a man who lead a war of attrition, and thoroughly hates himself for it. In reality, he recently just stopped being Optimus Prime all together and took his chance to drop it and ollie off his planet once the war ended in a grand display of mic dropping and no longer giving a fuck. He also has the temperament of a cave bear. OUR HERO

Because the last time he had any dealings with people his stupid war accidentally New York (like you do in comics) he'll be hiding out in awesome specified truck-mode and using a solid light projection (holomatter) to interact with people in the guise of person. They're basically indistinguishable from a person until you notice they don't sleep, eat or have vitals. Easily confused with vampires.

IT'S COMICS SCIENCE; I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT