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[pandoricas]

Giant turtle, wheeeee.

So uh, hello! I guess. Or something. The name's Knightblazer - or KB for short because who wants to say Knightblazer these days really - and some of you may know/recognize me here and there. I come to turtleland with one (1) Rory Willams from that one British TV show involving aliens and police boxes or something like that.

For those who don't know him he's basically a Very Nice Guy (TM) who is a nurse, married to what he thinks is the best woman in the world and is sort of the father in law of the Eleventh Doctor. No, don't ask why. It's a long story. Oh and he's died about nine times, is actually 2000 years old on the inside and has memories of two other alternate realities, one of which in where he becomes plastic. He's also the guy you wish could be your husband/boyfriend/significant other. For those in the know however, he hails from after The Angels Take Manhattan and will be arriving in this place with 1930s sleepwear because I am terrible.

What else... uh I live in futureland (GMT +8) to be precise and its 4.30AM now so intro things will be delayed and all that jazz until I get sleep. And things. Yes, so. I guess that should be about it? Nice to meet everyone, and I hope to get into some crazy fun things here!

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[faceofbeau]

Yeeees! Although, to be fair, Rory's roughly 2000 years offer a bit more experience than Jack's. Either way, they both understand being the immortal one when everyone else dies.

Okay, point taken! Hands off the pretty lady, hitting on the pretty guy!

[pandoricas]

A very fait point. Rory's 2000 years mostly involve sitting next to a box and trying not to die in fires. And apparently handing out leaflets during WWII to tell people not to listen to Hitler. Rory, you tried. But yes, they will both understand it so well... and being left behind by the Doctor to die too. :C

No Jack. Stop Jack. Whyyyyy.

[faceofbeau]

Oh Rory. Just imagine WWII-era Jack running into a man giving out anti-Hitler leaflets. XD *Day is made!* And yes- Doctor. :`( Bad Doctor for leaving them both!

What? He happens to agree with the TARDIS, what's wrong with that? Also- Jack is Jack. XD

[pandoricas]

Hahahaha yes, that would have been the best thing ever. XD The Doctor is terrible at times, I mean really. Jack became a living fixed point and Rory becomes the universe's chew toy - the men never seem to get a break somehow.

The TARDIS is an exception. :c Considering she is River's weird godmother or something idek how that even works.

[faceofbeau]

It's a curse of some kind- it has to be. I mean, look at the other men who've traveled (even briefly) with the Doctor! That Adam kid (jerk though he was) ended up with a permanent opens-at-a-snap hole in his head. Mickey (also) gets turned into plastic, then loses his girlfriend (to the Doctor) and hops universes! Wilifred- well, Donna. It's a thing! XD

Hee. Well, color Jack jealous that the TARDIS gets an exception and he doesn't. Also, River? Oooo! My headcanon totes has Jack with at least an awareness of who River Song is, in that "the woman who killed the Doctor," because hello Time Agent, plus River spent a LOT of time in the 51st century. >.>

[pandoricas]

Men will never be lucky around the Doctor, that is a fact of the universe now. It's a curse through the ages...

WELL, IT IS THE TARDIS. Kind of hard to disagree with the machine that brings you everywhere and saved you more than once. Oh god yes that would be amazing and terrible and I approve of this. Not to mention Rory and Amy's name would be somewhere too since they're her parents...

[faceofbeau]

Omg, spaz, I would totally love to run with this. Where Jack's just like- "Rory Williams... Rory Williams... huh, that name rings a bell!" And then, if he ever mentions River Song, it'd be like- DING DING DING!

[pandoricas]

Yes good excellent THIS CAN BE A THING and then Rory can look all the more awkward because yeah he also happens to be the Doctor's father in law... its complicated, as I said.